Quote:Loll. She said come to my house. I have spicy rolls. The lady across the street is serving California rolls. California rolls are ill conceived and insensitive to poor working families.


Then when the country showed up she served California rolls. She said "after further consideration California rolls are better for u"


They looked so bad that even her husband said they were terrible and wouldn't taste good.


Then the health inspector came by and tried to warn everyone they were spoiled made with 19th century rice and tried to stop people from eating them.


She complained that everyone would starve to death.


He finally said why don't u just make spicy tuna rolls and heroes some fresh rice. Now she says spicy tuna is inhumane!


Now that everyone is in the hospital with food poisoning she leads a campaign to decry the health inspector for draconian measures to try and save her guests that she herself poisoned.