Quote:The fact that my motorcycle has almost 90k miles on it and it has never left me stranded once shows just how weak your attempts at being witty actually are.  Go polish your banana seat on that Schwinn and tell everyone the tassels on the handlebars are super cool. 

 

I'm sure you think you look super cool riding on the back seat of your buddie's Vespa, but trust me, you don't. 

 

Ha, never left you stranded,....says you. You wouldn't admit it...

 

And methinks the person with the Schwinn you keep mentioning is you. That was your bike when you were younger, tassles, banana seat and all, wasn't it??

 

My bike when I was younger was a Ross Mt St Helens 18 speed (IIRC). Awesome ride. Wish I still had that today. 

 

Whats a vespa??

 

 

As for motorcycles, I'll take a Triumph or a Buell over that pile of crap above anyday. 

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