OK, so let's say this is actually a thing that Conservatives find to be the last straw.

 

So then that means the Koch Brothers fund a new Facebook for our good hearted fear mongers that are worried that the US based Constitutional Government is actually the Enemy.

 

First off...  What would Conservatives call their social media site.  Facebook was based on having sex based on how hot a girl or boy looked in their picture.

 

Of course, Conservatives cannot have premarital sex.  So maybe they call it anklebook.  Or The Only Look-y No Touch-y Book?  

 

Actually, it's about small government, so maybe they'll call it the Shrink Space?.  Small book?  Weak Book?  

 

Anyways, they'll figure it out.

 

So here we go.  Conservatives have a face book like "Farmer's Only".

 

How many people actually decide to flip over to Small-Space?  How many of those folks that ride or die on Small-Space still maintain a real Facebook account to keep in touch with their friends and family that are sickened by the abject debauchery of a conservative social media site?

 

And if anyone wants to tell me that I'm being crazy.  Check out the subreddit  https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald

 

 

Enjoy your new found fresh apocalypse!

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