Quote:http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/05/...hoice.html


So it goes

I have a long list of "America is fudged" scenarios written down. Situations which would prompt me to finally, begrudgingly recognize that our country is completed screwed beyond reason because there are too many idiots on both sides of the aisle and not enough voices in the middle to drown them out. I thought I had accounted for everything conceivable. Really, I was impressed with some of the disasters I'd planned for. The idea that I might turn on the news one day to see that the President of the United States had issued guidance to the American public on which bathrooms we should be using was not on there. I mean, talk about left field wackiness that even Abbott and Costello never could have dreamed up. John Cleese is probably sitting somewhere wondering why he didn't bloody think of it first.

 

Seriously, are we that screwed up? Have we reached the point where we, as a nation, need to be told by the President which bathroom to use? And there are people happy about this?

 

Eric, bunker, now. I'm on my way. Got a couple gallons of Pappy stashed away for just such an apocalypse.

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