Quote:In other news, The administration has authorized the dropping of warning fliers teddy bears and on some occasions sherries berries to warn drivers of ISIS oil tankers before they are bombed.  At the current rate of attrition, it is estimated that the most evil militaristic nation state since Nazi Germany will be completely eroded just before 2339.  The President took his victory lap over the latest estimate as being ahead of his previous projections.  

Wait, you mean to tell me that we have a broken healthcare system, crumbling infrastructure and an economy that's one phone call from China away from collapse, and my tax dollars are being used to drop strawberries on Middle Eastern villages?

 

This country is ruined. Thanks, Generation X, for spending all the money that my generation won't have on produce for terrorists. Somebody should really sit those old fogies down and take a harsh tone with them.

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