Quote:You know too much...

 

Before they come and get me. The Ark of the Covenant is buried under the Krystal's located on Beach Boulevard. This has been their secret to having successful mini chicken sandwiches and chili cheese pups for years. Everyone thinks it's buried up there in that Money Pit place near Canada. That's really the secret location of Geronimo's remains that the Bush family stole from the Skull and Bones society at Yale or Harvard.... whatever school it's based from. I don't remember. Their favorite number is 322 which is just a clever way of representing the numbers 666. Since 3x2 = 6 and 6x2 = 12 which can be divided by 2 to make 6 again. Crazy stuff I tell you. They call themselves brothers under the skin. That's just a clever password for Dove's body wash for men. They have to use that body wash to hide their Lizard like scales and skin from the public.... 

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