Quote:Close friends cut to the point. I'd tell my best friend. "Look, you're getting fat bro... like..can you even see your land from the down under without a mirror? You need to stop before your blood becomes mayonnaise. Look, I'll make a deal with you. If you can lose two to three pounds a week. I'll buy your round of golf and a cheat meal every three weeks. That way you're giving yourself a chance to shed 9 to 15 pounds before causing havoc again with sugar and carbs. Let's get you on a good protein and clean carb diet and hit some weights together man. If not, you're going to die dude. And I can't have that. I love you bro. No broke back. Ok, maybe some broke back. But you're my brother under the skin man. Please try."