Quote:Anchorman, I gotta ask. Do you love your country?

No, I hate this country and am an active sleeper cell. I am actually Isis. Not a member of Isis. But The Isis. It's all me.


And I'm also coming for your white women. And I've also killed 2 pigs just today.


Also, I break into every village inn and spit in every apple pie they bake.


I hate baseball, and I'm the one that broke the steroid scandal in order to make it less popular.


Any veteran I see I kick in the nuts.


I quit smoking cigarettes. But now I buy an American flag once a day, roll it up into a cigar (Cuban of course, because of communism) set that American flag on fire and then smoke it.


Why do you ask?

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