GB: Aaron Rodgers laughs as Gus repeatedly calls the ice cream defense. Lights us up for 4+ TDs. Mike Daniels plants luke Joeck strap into the turf.


LOSS 40-21


@SD: Repeat of last year as Rivers carves up the soft zone defense and even runs for a few key first downs. Melvin Gordon scores his 1st, 2nd, and 3rd career TDs. Bosa looks like an All Pro going up against joeckel. The hits start taking a toll on Bortles as he plays with multiple nagging injuries.


LOSS 38-24


BAL: Jags jump out to a lead, but bobblehead Gus fails to make any adjustments at half. Flacco picks apart a new defense, 3 man rush with prevent zone. Scores the game winning TD and the frozen yogurt defense is born. Joeckel whiffs and Blake now has multiple broken bones and an arm concussion. But he vows to tough it out and play because he is the man. Gus throws a pizza party in the locker room for the almost win.


LOSS 30-28


IND: Luck parties like it's 2014 as Gus' ice cream froyo defense becomes an international embarrassment. Joeckel gets bull rushed across the English channel and into France. Bortles is now dead. Gus serves pizza at the funeral.


LOSS 42-20

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