A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings?

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A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings?

Caldrac
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09-22-2016, 06:33 AM

Khan: What Happened Gus?

Gus: Good Banter

Khan:.... What?

Gus: Good Day

Khan... I don't understand?

Gus: I Said Good Day Sir!

**later that night, Gus writes a personal note in his diary**

"Day 1,335 of my head coaching career - I have finally reached my goal of being below mediocre at this job. I am pleased to know that I am now among the ranks of Dennis Allen, Steve Spagnuolo, Rod Marinelli & Bert Bell in such a prestige class of honor in overall losses near fifty professional starts. I believe Khan and Caldwell will allow me to keep on this goal for the rest of the year. By the end of this season I will become the Crown Prince Of Rah-Rah And Loservillenism after they let me coach the next fourteen games - Then, shortly afterwards, my dream job of being mediocre in the NCAA ranks at a DIVISION II school can be realized"

"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

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A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by jaguarmvp - 09-21-2016, 07:28 PM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by BklynJag - 09-21-2016, 07:30 PM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by TJBender - 09-21-2016, 07:51 PM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by Haterade - 09-21-2016, 07:55 PM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by Jagwired - 09-21-2016, 07:59 PM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by Sosa - 09-21-2016, 08:18 PM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by StroudCrowd1 - 09-21-2016, 08:22 PM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by HURRICANE!!! - 09-21-2016, 08:42 PM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by Senor Fantastico - 09-21-2016, 08:53 PM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by Caldrac - 09-22-2016, 06:33 AM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by fredalwaysajag - 09-22-2016, 06:36 AM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by JackCity - 09-22-2016, 07:02 AM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by David4499 - 09-22-2016, 07:25 AM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by Mowerguy - 09-22-2016, 07:26 AM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by JagsGooner - 09-22-2016, 07:28 AM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by JagsGooner - 09-22-2016, 07:30 AM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by WorldsBestPoster - 09-22-2016, 08:56 AM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by Senor Fantastico - 09-22-2016, 01:17 PM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by Jags - 09-22-2016, 01:30 PM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by Brett - 09-22-2016, 01:33 PM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by Jags - 09-22-2016, 01:37 PM

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A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by HURRICANE!!! - 09-23-2016, 10:24 AM

A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by HURRICANE!!! - 09-23-2016, 10:26 AM

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A fly on the wall. What is said in the Gus and Shad meetings? - by Jags - 09-23-2016, 01:04 PM

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