First he's going to lose bigly.


Second he's going to complain for years it was a rigged election.


Third he's going to cash in as best he can on this and try to launch a television channel.


Fourth he is going hit the Kardashian wall where his overexposure as a non-presidential candidate makes him just another reality tv doofus people get sick of who they once told themselves they liked (see Snookie).


Fifth he is going to trade out Melania for a younger piece of [BLEEP] from an eastern European country and live his remaining years the same enormous turd he is today.

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