Quote:Ha, you wish, Brian lover. 

 

Is that you in your mom's New Jersey home? Arm chair GM'ing the Jags to the Super Bowl? I see you have your knife for picking Doritos and Hot Pockets out of your teeth, multiple cans of Rockstar to give yourself that instant energy boost for when you make massive whine sessions about the organisation, clothes thrown all over the place which tells me you're a very tidy person, an unshaven face covered in zits (prolly from the fry grease), and that amazingly retreating hairline, (I call it retreating cause it looks like it's retreating to the back of your head).. My god man, how do you do it? I gotta know your secret..

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