There's a lot of positive things to be said for the Jags.

 

*I've gotten far more yard work done at this time of year over recent years than I normally would've thanks to the Jags.

*They've helped the seasons of countless other teams who were down on their luck and boosted the moral of those fans.

*We've demonstrated the truth of the old saying 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it' by our new helmet paint. Voted ugliest in NFL.

*We've made the coaching record of nearly every other NFL coach look better by our coach redefining 'the bottom'.

*my wife and I have spent more quality time talking instead of staring blankly at the television on Sunday afternoons.

 

This is some pretty significant stuff! Not only have the Jags improved my life in recent years, but they've made the lives of many other people in the NFL community better. Too bad they aren't very good at their chosen profession.

 

(note* 'sarcasm font' engaged)

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