Some people are cheap to the point of absurdity.  

 

Yesterday my neighbor asked me if I could unload some bags of cow manure from her trunk.   I asked her when she wanted me to do this, and she said she would be getting the cow manure at the naval base because it was cheaper than Lowe's and that she would be getting 50 bags, 4 bags at a time because 4 bags was all that would fit into her trunk.  

 

I told her she should call Lowe's and get the 50 bags delivered, and she wanted to know how much was the delivery fee. 

 

How ridiculous is that?

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