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Ode to my Carr

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(This post was last modified: 12-27-2013, 04:06 PM by The Mad Dog.)

Here we go 
 
Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
We've got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
That [BAD WORD REMOVED] pile of [BAD WORD REMOVED]
Never takes us very far
 
Our Carr's a big piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED]
'when the blocks are [BAD WORD REMOVED] not
And the screen pass is not [BAD WORD REMOVED] working
He's got to prayer (as in throw) it out a lot
(He's a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
 
He can't see through the disguised coverages
'Cause he plays in the [BAD WORD REMOVED] SWAC
And the pre snap reads are real bad
send him to the Tacks
(He's a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
 
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
(We got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
It sucks ostrich eggs!
(That [BAD WORD REMOVED] pile of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
100% crap
(Never takes us very far)
Oh [BAD WORD REMOVED] you Carr!!
 
He is no football player, He'd be better off playing track
Whoever designed my Carr, you make me puke in the sack
(They can bite his [BAD WORD REMOVED] too)
And He's got no [BAD WORD REMOVED] brains,
He's always way out of control
Eleven times at the game we hear "Hey, throw it [BAD WORD REMOVED]"
(You [BAD WORD REMOVED] piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
 
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
We've got piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
His passes suck my [BAD WORD REMOVED]
(That [BAD WORD REMOVED]' pile of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
That pile of mental [BAD WORD REMOVED]
(Never takes us very far)
 
Oh what the [BAD WORD REMOVED] did we do
What the [BAD WORD REMOVED] did we do
What the [BAD WORD REMOVED] did we do
To get stuck with you
You're too jive for dive-thru
Your play smells like the shoe
It's a joke that you are wearing blue (teal)
Oh [BAD WORD REMOVED] us
 
Well his passes like to flutter
His drives always [BAD WORD REMOVED]' stall
And his arm has no touch
So the WR always drop the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus his mental clock is busted
His deep passes are always hanger's
(What a pain in his [BAD WORD REMOVED])
And if he plays the whole game
We'll be seeing a ton of Anger
(We'll never ever get the trophy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
You piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
 
(We got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
You piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
Bad [BAD WORD REMOVED] audibles
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
No pocket [BAD WORD REMOVED] presence
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
INT to Seven different Defenders
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
[BAD WORD REMOVED] rag for an arm, crap
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
His play makes the seats empty everywhere
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
Oh the whole NFL thinks we are losers
(You got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
Gabby, U and Carr are a "push"
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr...)
 
 
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Messages In This Thread
Ode to my Carr - by The Mad Dog - 12-21-2013, 11:49 PM
Ode to my Carr - by Jinjo - 12-21-2013, 11:50 PM
Ode to my Carr - by The Mad Dog - 12-21-2013, 11:59 PM
Ode to my Carr - by archer56 - 12-22-2013, 12:03 AM
Ode to my Carr - by BigJohn98 - 12-22-2013, 12:04 AM
Ode to my Carr - by The Mad Dog - 12-22-2013, 12:05 AM
Ode to my Carr - by archer56 - 12-22-2013, 12:14 AM
Ode to my Carr - by The Mad Dog - 12-22-2013, 12:14 AM
Ode to my Carr - by WingerDinger - 12-22-2013, 12:17 AM
Ode to my Carr - by UConnUCFjags - 12-22-2013, 12:23 AM
Ode to my Carr - by WingerDinger - 12-22-2013, 12:33 AM
Ode to my Carr - by WingerDinger - 12-22-2013, 12:36 AM
Ode to my Carr - by The Mad Dog - 12-22-2013, 12:37 AM
Ode to my Carr - by Superman - 12-22-2013, 12:55 AM
Ode to my Carr - by burt1jason - 12-22-2013, 12:59 AM
Ode to my Carr - by shangster - 12-22-2013, 01:17 AM
Ode to my Carr - by WingerDinger - 12-22-2013, 01:35 AM
Ode to my Carr - by homebiscuit - 12-22-2013, 01:49 AM
Ode to my Carr - by The Eleventh Doctor - 12-22-2013, 02:10 AM
Ode to my Carr - by shangster - 12-22-2013, 02:15 AM
Ode to my Carr - by Achilles - 12-22-2013, 02:22 AM
Ode to my Carr - by MojoKing - 12-22-2013, 05:03 AM
Ode to my Carr - by Geen - 12-22-2013, 10:46 AM
Ode to my Carr - by The Mad Dog - 12-22-2013, 10:56 AM
Ode to my Carr - by badger - 12-22-2013, 11:02 AM
Ode to my Carr - by roycee - 12-22-2013, 11:21 AM
Ode to my Carr - by The Mad Dog - 12-22-2013, 01:16 PM
Ode to my Carr - by badger - 12-22-2013, 03:15 PM
Ode to my Carr - by HIGH SCORE - 12-22-2013, 04:02 PM
Ode to my Carr - by bleedingteal - 12-23-2013, 01:03 AM
Ode to my Carr - by The Mad Dog - 12-27-2013, 03:54 PM
Ode to my Carr - by Solid Snake - 12-27-2013, 09:01 PM



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