Quote:Easy man here's the hit list you should discuss;

 

1.) Religion - always a party starter- For whatever reason im always a walking magnet for invites from people to join their church. I tell them I have a home and they scatter like roaches.


2.) Affordable health care act - it's a unifying topic- That's a topic that will have me be thinking too much, if im already drunk I will spout off random things.


3.) Tim Tebow - doesn't matter what about him, just talk about him-A FSU grad talking about his admiration for Tebow. I think we hit the jackpot!!!!!!!!!


4.) Same Sex Marriage Legislation and your stance on it-That will be a topic I will be too intense and focused on which means I probably wont eat or drink.


5.) The real meaning of Christmas and what it means to the world-You just gave me an idea, if im not completely drunk I can go to the front of the room and start talking about the meaning of Christmas. I mean after all Christmas falls on Wednesday which we all know what that means.


 

stick with these topics, your sure to be the hit of the party!