Quote:Alright, so today my job is having the annual Christmas party from 5-9pm. I dont eat from Pot lucks and dont bring Pot Lucks. I am bringing some Chicken from Publix, and Catering subs from Firehouse. Aisde from that, I am trying to think of some median conversations I can have with my bosses and co-workers to avoid the gossip train. I have a few in mind, but im going to need some help. 

 

So the things I want to talk about is..................................

 

1. How and why the Gators and Jags suck.

 

2. How it feels great to see FSU in the championship game.

 

3. Making a recommendation on drinking moonshine again.

 

4. How many times have we [BAD WORD REMOVED] let out bad air at our desk.

 

5. Make a suggestion to twerk to Miley Cirus songs.

 

6. Making bets to see who will start kissing up to bosses for promotions next year.

 

7. Who will be the first to talk to the bosses spouse? 

 

I need help!!!!!!!

 

Feel free to post some of your suggestions.