Quote:Go find some.

 

It shouldn't be difficult since they supposedly outlive Americans. I mean, that's good, right? 

 

To all my Cuban friends, first the bad news: You'll live in grinding poverty under the authoritarian rule of a madman masquerading as a leftist revolutionary (which is a front for enriching himself, his family, and his closest comrades who live in relative grandeur while you scrape by on pennies a day). Oh, the ruling government class will not hesitate to kill you should you choose to exercise a basic human right to live elsewhere.

The good news: free mediocre healthcare for life.

The REALLY GOOD NEWS: You'll have longer life spans to enjoy the desperate poverty and total subjugation. Tell that to your stupid imperialist American neighbors! Viva la Revolucion!!!

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