Quote:I'm very interested to see who the FNC hires to replace Megyn Kelly in the prime time slot.

Geraldo please

 

Quote:Actually, Megyn is a lawyer with an undergraduate degree in political science.  I guess you could say that she's more of an anchor than a reporter.

Which ironically makes her more qualified to talk politics on air than 99.37% of political commentators.

 

Quote:I don't get the liberal hate for seasoned citizens.

As a reformed liberal, I can attest first hand to many times having had the urge to be on your lawn.

 

Quote:Perspective: Judge Judy makes $47M a year.


(10 million viewers.. and I don't know one)

I caught an episode of her show not too long ago. They're not even trying anymore.

 

JJ: "Tell me what happened."

Plaintiff: "So-and-so came to my house and blah blah blah obvious bullhonkey lies and stuff."

JJ: "Sir, is that what happened?"

Defendant: "Well--"

JJ: "SHUT UP! YOU'RE LYING! DO I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT TO YOU? BECAUSE YOU'RE TREATING ME LIKE AN IDIOT. I'M NOT THE IDIOT HERE. YOU'RE THE IDIOT HERE. Judgement for the plaintiff in the amount of $money."

 

Quote:I'd hit it.

The cheeseburger or the butt?

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