Quote:6 years ago, Obama secretly launched a nuke into space and it struck it's target, The Sun.. The nuke caused the sun to throw off solar flares. One solar flare was so powerful that it entered our atmosphere and disrupted our electronics. It caused our Iphones and Androids to start exploding, our hoverboards to catch fire, our vehicle airbags to malfunction and our democratic party to act erratically.


Trump is just trying to hit ya'lls reset button.. That's all.. We're not going to disassemble, just repair..