Quote:So the amount of crime has skyrocketed in Jacksonville in line with the increase in average temperatures over the last decade. If you perform a linear regression you'd see the two are highly correlated. Therefore, as temperatures rise so does crime. It's only a matter of time until summer hits, when the crime will really spike. Don't be surprised if all of Jacksonville is in flames.

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