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Democrat Introduces Bill To Fine Men $100 For Masturbating

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03-15-2017, 02:44 PM

Quote:I think if we make this a federal law, we could wipe out the entire federal deficit. 

 

300 million people in the United States, 100 million men of the appropriate age, once a week on average (teenagers 3 times a day, old folks once a year). 

 

That would bring in 10 billion dollars a week, 520 billion dollars a year. 
 

Imagine the surveillance powers of the NSA used by the IRS and DHHS to monitor this program. Imagine the monitoring device necessary, like a house arrest anklet but correctly placed for the subject matter.

 

This will be GGGGRRRRRRREATTT!
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