Quote:Wingerdinger -


I hereby declare to all viewing parties herein made available as witnesses that on this day I find you to be outstanding on debts occurred for the penalty of making all of us stupider by reading your drivel on this message board. For every idiotic post there is a fine of $123.45, and upon your willful and voluminous sharing of your moronic thoughts, you have accrued just over $12 million dollars. I believe you find everything above board, etc, etc. I look forward to working with you on this matter. You have 30 days to make remittance.


P.S. Be advised my lawyers want to add that any response from you on this message board is a declaration of imminent payment.