Dear Idiot,

 

Thanks for the helpful advice you sent us all those years ago. What you neglected to mention, of course, was which of the quarterbacks we should have wasted the fourth overall pick of the draft on. Because, as you know, the evaluation of many draftniks that none of them were worthy of a high first round pick turned out to be spot on, and the best quarterback now was one of those taken in the fourth round - sure, maybe we should have taken him in the third. If we'd known then we would have. Unfortunately since all we had to go on were the message board ramblings of someone clearly addled by exposure to illegally obtained positron inverter couplings from an unsanctioned time travel experiment we didn't. If you want to do something useful with that damned time machine, go kidnap a young Brett Favre and bring him forwards in time so he's eligible for the draft in 2023. And for crying out loud, let us know what assumed name he's using.

 

Yours Faithfully,

 

The Jaguars of the Future

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