Quote:Do you guys remember the Bjorn thread where you describe 3 things about yourself, but only 1 is true? Then the other posters tried to guess which one was true?

 

1) I pulled over a cop for speeding (sort of) ... I followed him for 5 miles until he pulled into a Mexican restaurant. I told him he was doing 65 in a 40 mph zone. He asked me for my license, registration, and proof of insurance.  He let me off with a warning for speeding behind him, and that he only wanted to see how fast I would go.

 

2) I would leave free weed for a Jaguars fan in a Cemetery at a pre-determined headstone.

 

3) I bowled a 274 game the same day that I shot a 69 in golf. My very 1st game ever under 70 ... actually my very 1st game under 73.

 

 

One of those is true, the other two are not. Which is true?

 

 

Post your own, and test the posters on this board to recognize the true story about yourself.

I'll guess 3.


Mine

1. Met Blake Bortles on the beach last year. Tossed the football with him for about 15 min. Had a couple beers after.


2. Had lunch with Paul Tagliabue, Jerry Jones and Wayne Weaver.


3. Slapped a Colt fan chick on the [BLEEP] after a game. Got a battery charge, which was later dropped when plaintiff didn't appear.

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