Quote:#1 when I was probably 13 I was at my best friends house Jason. I used to go there to watch south park and eat French fries after dinner since my folks both worked late. Jason's mom was single and I always had a small crush on here. On night she came out to check on us and her robe was open just enough for me to see my first female parts in real life. It wasn't intentional she was just a little tipsy. I felt guilty and excited at the same time.


#2 in my early twenties I was big into tuner Cars. I spent lots of money tunning my 2000 honda civic si. I had saved for months to get an air bag system installed in my car (I know smh but I was dumb and young) I had purchased all the parts and had two choices. Pay a guy $500 to have it installed or buy tires that I desperately needed. Being young and dumb I opted to have the air bag kit installed and on my way from bunnell to Jacksonville my passenger front and rear tires blew out sending me into a tailspin and totaled the car.


#3 I was once speeding pretty bad on US1 on St. Augustine. Let's just say it was over 20mph over the speed limit and it was late at night. After passing SR 16 I saw a cop pull out and turn on his lights. I panicked and floored it somewhere around nease highschool I whipped down a side road and parked in some random persons yard shut off my lights and closed my eyes. About 20 mins later the coast was clear and I hightailed it home. I didn't leave the house for a few days I was paranoid as heck for about a month. I broke the law and ran!