Bortles would take the snap, elude 3 pass rushers and throw the ball so high up in the air it leaves the atmosphere. He then runs to the endzone in the precise spot where the ball will land and jumps at least 10 feet above everybody else and catches the football in his teeth. Lindsey Duke then runs onto the field in a bikini to lead an elaborate TD celebration.

 

 This happens on every single play. Final stats: 5-5 400 yds 5 TD. 5 Receptions 400 yds 5 TD.

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