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Is E.T. trying to call us??????

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(This post was last modified: 01-24-2023, 08:29 PM by Jags. Edited 1 time in total.)

(01-23-2023, 10:05 PM)Sneakers Wrote:
(01-23-2023, 08:00 PM)Jags Wrote: I tried the ole’ “ET phone home” number with my finger on this one chick, she didn’t answer.  I did, however , have to answer to the police though.

Maybe you needed to put money in the slot first.

Somebody is mowing what I’m growing.

Seriously, picture it!  When you want some lovings from the wife or gf, just say “ET phone home” in your best ET voice!  Couple that with a “come hither” to the nether regions!   I guarantee you won’t be getting it.  But I for whatever reason still find it funny as hell.  Save it for taco Tuesday or whatever day gives you blow out diarrhea.  She won’t be putting out anyways.  Win win.
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Is E.T. trying to call us?????? - by The Drifter - 01-22-2023, 12:09 AM
RE: Is E.T. trying to call us?????? - by Jags - 01-23-2023, 08:00 PM
RE: Is E.T. trying to call us?????? - by Sneakers - 01-23-2023, 10:05 PM
RE: Is E.T. trying to call us?????? - by Jags - 01-24-2023, 08:26 PM



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