You must have a dirty mind..... :woot:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But I still  loves ya's :yes:

Whoooo? Me? I have no such thing!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I know that conversation was sooo yesterday but I found the name of that store. It's called "lever it to beaver"

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Well tomorrow is the day the insurance company wants to make an offer on the accident....... Lets see just how much they are willing to go.

 

 

 

 

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

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Well tomorrow is the day the insurance company wants to make an offer on the accident....... Lets see just how much they are willing to go.

 

 

 

 

<p class="bbc_center">SHOW ME THE MONEY!

Hope it all works out. Here's what you do after they throw the offer out.


Grab your neck and wince in pain. Then say, "I'm sorry I didn't catch that. Would you mind repeating it? I couldn't hear you over the voices in my head wondering how I was going to feed my babies."

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Hope it all works out. Here's what you do after they throw the offer out.


Grab your neck and wince in pain. Then say, "I'm sorry I didn't catch that. Would you mind repeating it? I couldn't hear you over the voices in my head wondering how I was going to feed my babies."

 

 

I tried that already ... they increased their offer by adding 2 years of free contraceptives.

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I tried that already ... they increased their offer by adding 2 years of free contraceptives.

Man, they got everything covered. I guess the best route would be to come up with something original they have never heard before. But, whatever would that be...? Hmmm.

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I've got a really good memory. I can't remember the last time I forgot something.

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Apparently, at my new place of employment they've never heard of the no talking at the urinals rule.

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Apparently, at my new place of employment they've never heard of the no talking at the urinals rule.

 

What's next? Making small talk in the elevators?

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

Apparently, at my new place of employment they've never heard of the no talking at the urinals rule.

 

I think small talk is a natural reaction when two Dutchmen are squatting next to each other.

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Well? What did the guy say to you? Was it a " hey, DF. Great job on the tps reports" or " hey, did you see that movie... " kind of thing.

Or did he say " wow, that sounds like an abnormally weak stream you got there. Have you asked your doctor about an enlarged prostate?

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New signature GIF!

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OK, I told the Insurance company to SHOW ME THE MONEY! They didn't even show me the wallet. They can deal with my lawyer now

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OK, I told the Insurance company to SHOW ME THE MONEY! They didn't even show me the wallet. They can deal with my lawyer now

Send in the twins in my sig. They'll pay up.

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Send in the twins in my sig. They'll pay up.

Yor twins look underaged.

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Yor twins look underaged.

They're 23. Admittedly the uniforms don't help.

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Yor twins look underaged.

 

Well, that's part of the allure to some, isn't it? Why else would they be wearing school girl uniforms?

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Yor twins look underaged.

And so creepy they should be yelling "redrum...redrum!!" And asking Danny to come play with them forever and ever!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Well? What did the guy say to you? Was it a " hey, DF. Great job on the tps reports" or " hey, did you see that movie... " kind of thing.

Or did he say " wow, that sounds like an abnormally weak stream you got there. Have you asked your doctor about an enlarged prostate?

 

He said, "Nice watch."

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"Thanks! I just got it stuffed."

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!