Teacher: What comes after 69?
Student: Mouthwash.
Teacher: Get out

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I remember a classmate in the 5th grade getting into a little hot water when he asked the teacher what word begins with f and ends with uck. She was about to march him to the office when he said "firetruck".

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I remember a classmate in the 5th grade getting into a little hot water when he asked the teacher what word begins with f and ends with uck. She was about to march him to the office when he said "firetruck".

 

Haha I remember that one. 

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Just loves to see someone in a checkout line wearing designer clothes, texting on their Blackberry and paying for their groceries with food stamps!!

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I'm worried that you don't know what a "walkin' around" beer is.

That wouldn't have been a bad idea, other than the fact I didn't want to get arrested.

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Cmon man gimme a break. I bought them for ten cents on the dollar down in the projects. $160 bucks worth of grubs for a mere $16. Can't beat them prices with a Cadillac Escalade.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

 

<div style="margin:10px 0 7px 0;">Just loves to see someone in a checkout line wearing designer clothes, texting on their Blackberry and paying for their groceries with food stamps!!
 

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the fraud and abuse ruins that program. it's to the point you just want to see it scrapped all together there has to be a better way.

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I just got stung by a bee!! On the foot! In my bedroom!!!







That is all.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I just got stung by a bee!! On the foot! In my bedroom!!!







That is all.

Why are you keeping bees in your bedroom that would seem to be counterproductive?

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Why are you keeping bees in your bedroom that would seem to be counterproductive?

Training them to be killer bees...duh! Silly Dutchboy!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Training them to be killer bees...duh! Silly Dutchboy!!

As a young child I actually aspired to train crickets -- I was going to start my own cricket boxing league, and become a "bajillionaire" -- but I learned rather quickly that insects are stubborn little bastards.


Prepare for disappointments, that's all I'm saying; especially if you're wanting them to box.

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"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

Damn horse fly got me dead smack in the middle of my chest last night.

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"<b> Ever look back and think of some of the people you Dated Or wanted to Date, in High school and See them on Facebook.And think Whew I dodged a bullet on that ONE </b>"

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I just got stung by a bee!! On the foot! In my bedroom!!!







That is all.

When I was a youngun, we had gone to my aunt's house to go swimming. I had left my clothes in the changing room while swimming. When I put my clothes back on, a bee had nestled in my underwear and it stung me on the butt.


I'm not sure what that has to do with your foot.


Hey, give me a break, any memories of my youth are fleeting at this age.

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When I was a youngun, we had gone to my aunt's house to go swimming. I had left my clothes in the changing room while swimming. When I put my clothes back on, a bee had nestled in my underwear and it stung me on the butt.

I'm not sure what that has to do with your foot.

Hey, give me a break, any memories of my youth are fleeting at this age.

That's funny that you say this...



When I was in third grade my brother and I went to a neighbors house to go swimming...while we were there I guess some bee keeper moved a bunch of beehives out of the area. Apparently some of the bees didn't get the forwarding address, because on our walk home we were stung to many times to count! That was a miserable experience!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

That's funny that you say this...



When I was in third grade my brother and I went to a neighbors house to go swimming...while we were there I guess some bee keeper moved a bunch of beehives out of the area. Apparently some of the bees didn't get the forwarding address, because on our walk home we were stung to many times to count! That was a miserable experience!!

Well to continue that train of thought. Once again, in my youth, we were at Stone Mountain. This was pretty much just Stone Mountain and the lakes around it. We were at 'the beach' on one of the lakes. I was picking up stuff to throw in the water. I picked up a fairly large stone that apparently was covering the entrance to a hornet's nest. I ended up in the ER for a few hours because of all the stings.


I find it odd that the majority of the stuff I remember about my youth is the bad stuff.

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I just got stung by a bee!! On the foot! In my bedroom!!!







That is all.

That's like the anti-lucky rabbits foot.

 

For every lucky rabbits foot out there, there is an equally unlucky rabbit.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

Well to continue that train of thought. Once again, in my youth, we were at Stone Mountain. This was pretty much just Stone Mountain and the lakes around it. We were at 'the beach' on one of the lakes. I was picking up stuff to throw in the water. I picked up a fairly large stone that apparently was covering the entrance to a hornet's nest. I ended up in the ER for a few hours because of all the stings.


I find it odd that the majority of the stuff I remember about my youth is the bad stuff.

 

The moral of the story...don't ever go away on vacation (in homer simpson voice)

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I just got stung by a bee!! On the foot! In my bedroom!!!







That is all.

 

I told you that you shouldn't be kickin' bees.. 

 

 

Women just don't listen...

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We're at capfall -- baby grapes are here!


30 more days!

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