Plop, plop, fizz, fizz... oh what a relief it is.

 

Sorry, wrong thread.

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"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."

What a crappy idea.

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Have you seen my baseball?

You'll find out young man. Once that prostate gets the size of a grapefruit you will be taking in 200 page books. :ermm:

 

Not only that, the occasional "adult" reading material one finds in bachelor's bathrooms often inspires other activities.

 

When one has nothing but time...

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Darlo, public toilets in Italy don't have phones. I was confused about bathrooms in two of my three hotels having them.

 

As for toilets themselves, I had to sit on some with no seats LOL. And those toilets had women signs!

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Try the "hover" technique.

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Have you seen my baseball?

BTW if you want to be specific about toilet seats, the weirdest one I saw was a seat that automatically goes up like stadium and theater seats when a woman is not sitting on it. What is the purpose of that?

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Try the "hover" technique.

 

Aim off center to avoid the splash.  But don't miss, either...

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"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."

If you miss...well, that's the next person's problem.

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Have you seen my baseball?

BTW if you want to be specific about toilet seats, the weirdest one I saw was a seat that automatically goes up like stadium and theater seats when a woman is not sitting on it. What is the purpose of that?

 

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"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."

What a crappy idea.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Hover technique? What in the world are you talking about? I doubt you ever saw women's toilets in Italy.

 

Maybe Minorcan, americus, or Bunnie could help me figure this one out. Fortunately it only happened at one toilet.

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Straddle technique...does that make more sense to you?  Never mind, probably not.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Hover technique? What in the world are you talking about? I doubt you ever saw women's toilets in Italy.


Maybe Minorcan, americus, or Bunnie could help me figure this one out. Fortunately it only happened at one toilet.

The hover technique he's talking about is when you pee and don't actually set your behind down on the seat. Keeps you from picking up cooties and what not from public restroom toilets.


Are these seats that return to the up position in unisex bathrooms? Cuz my guess would be that they automatically go up so men don't forget to raise the seat and get pee all over it.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Bunnie, I only remember women standing in line to use that toilet. However some public toilets I used were for both genders.

 

What I really had a problem with was figuring out how to flush toilets. Several times I didn't and complained to Mom about it.

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"complained to Mom"...shocker

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Have you seen my baseball?

The hover technique he's talking about is when you pee and don't actually set your behind down on the seat. Keeps you from picking up cooties and what not from public restroom toilets.


Are these seats that return to the up position in unisex bathrooms? Cuz my guess would be that they automatically go up so men don't forget to raise the seat and get pee all over it.

 

It's impossible for me to not read that first paragraph in a (poor) American accent.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

It's impossible for me to not read that first paragraph in a (poor) American accent.

It fits...lol

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

It fits...lol

 

 

In fact, my American accent isn't too bad.. according to my colleagues.. not as good as my South African, though.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Put another shrimp on the barby.

 

That's my UK accent.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Put another shrimp on the barby.

 

That's my UK accent.

Keep working on it.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???