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Man Dressed as Tree Blocking Traffic Arrested in Portland, Maine

  • Offline DarloJAG84
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#21
10-26-2016, 08:48 PM

Quote:A real tree wouldn't have moved or cooperated with police.
 

A real police officer would not have tried to arrest a real tree.

 

I will not comment on the integrity of the police officer or tree at this time.
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10-26-2016, 08:54 PM

TLM...amirite?
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10-26-2016, 10:39 PM

He was just stumping for Little Trees Air Freshener, Making sure everyone had one in their car

Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.
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#24
10-27-2016, 12:29 AM

If he had been hit by a car, the driver could claim the tree jumped right out in front of them.
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10-27-2016, 05:12 AM

Quote:If he had been hit by a car, the driver could claim the tree jumped right out in front of them.


Blow into the analyzer, please.
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10-28-2016, 11:20 PM

Quote:If you can figure it out first I willow you one. 
 

Sorry, I'm stumped.
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#27
10-31-2016, 01:07 PM

I wonder if the guy's bark was worse than his bite...

I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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