Wells Fargo Center.

Independent Life Bldg , whipper snapper.

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We're gonna lose.

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Independent Life Bldg , whipper snapper.

I bet you still call it Cowford don't you?

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Well Fargo sucks

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So, which team shows up today?


The team with an OK offense and bad defense from week one?


Or the really, really bad clown show from week two?

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So, which team shows up today?


The team with an OK offense and bad defense from week one?


Or the really, really bad clown show from week two?

Well I'm gonna say the clown show. And I'll go further and give reason why..


Last weeks debacle was the final nail in the coffin I think. And all this week, Gus has been secretly packing at his house all week instead of concentrating on this team at practices. All so he can get out on the fly.. That's what I think..

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I made a wager with my girlfriend/ offering to the football gods. If we win, I have to be vegan for at least a month. If we are at least .500 at the end of the month, which corresponds with the Raiders game, I will remain vegan for as long as the Jaguars are a .500 or better team. If we finish this season at above.500, I will remain vegan through the entire off season and until we are mathematically eliminated from playoff contention next season. No one here actually knows me, but I'm the kind of person who literally can't go back on something like this after I've said it. Here we go ladies and gentlemen!

I love that you have found a way to enjoy and entertain yourself whike we suck again lol.

I've gotta be more creative cause this just absolutely sux for me lol

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I see, so you will sacrifice you diet for the Jags to win? Honorable sir. Honorable.

He's not the only 1 to sacrifice his diet.

Going to the game last week in San Diego cost me about $1000 all said and done.

I live close to poverty and had to kill.myself doing more jobs to get that money.

Last week really hurt me.....

At this point I wouldn't wager a top Ramen soup on our team.

Still love the jags but have zero confidence on a win

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Expected: Penalties, defensive breakdowns, screens

Unexpected: Ivory just balls out, 100 yards for the guy


Can I dream? Cmon Ivory!

I think if we do win?

It's because of awesome play by guys we least expect it from...

Mainly our make shift o line.

And if we loose it'll be gus fault

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So, which team shows up today?


The team with an OK offense and bad defense from week one?


Or the really, really bad clown show from week two?

Ravens typically play close games the past couple seasons.

Ravens secondary is not very good.


Jags at home after an embarrasment.


I'll say:

"The team with an okay offense and bad defense from week one."

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Start drinking now or wait until we're down by two TDs?

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Have you seen my baseball?

not really excited today. Just have a sinking feeling. I wonder if they can do 0-16 this year? At least that would be tied for an NFL record. So much talent just being wasted. I have to figure out what to do by the second quarter. Maybe a movie and a nap... Hmm but what movie? 

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"If you always do what you've always done, You'll always get what you always got"

Losing will be another step in getting rid of this coach and most of the staff.

Look at it this way....Now we have a great owner, over all the talent on the team is getting better,the stadium is looking good and the tarps are gone.

 

Just a few things in the way.

 

Heck, I'm trying to be an optimist here.  :woot:

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Because Jaguars is our mantra 

Start drinking now or wait until we're down by two TDs?

 

Err......I'm starting now....mimosas....then bloody marys  :thumbsup:

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Because Jaguars is our mantra 

Err......I'm starting now....mimosas....then bloody marys :thumbsup:

I'll wait until 10am so I can feel better about myself.

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Have you seen my baseball?

We got to establish the run...by telegraphing that we're going to run on every first down. Our strength is passing, so let's play to our weakness

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Positive: We're usually better at home, we beat Baltimore last year.

 

Negatives: The Chargers game was like a lesson in how not to play football, we have a bunch of injuries, our scheme sucks, Baltimore are 2-0, we're 0-2.

 

Ugh.

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We got to establish the run...by telegraphing that we're going to run on every first down. Our strength is passing, so let's play to our weakness

 

First ,we have to get lined up right though... :teehee:

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Because Jaguars is our mantra 

So ... A vegan and an atheist walk into a bar...




within an hour everyone knows.

Reminds me of a funny meme I saw once. Dude 1 walks into the airport bathroom and passes 15 open urinals so he could pee right next to dude 2, who is the only other guy in there. Mid-stream, dude 1 turns and faces dude 2 and says "I'm vegan."


As much as the Jags have screwed us over for 10 years, I have no doubt buddy is gonna be downing salad and bean sandwiches for the next month. Just long enough to totally lose the man card before the Jags self implode again.

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Beachum and Linder Out, Joeckel In...can't make this stuff up

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