Over and crumple. Simple.

Why would you crumple, are you 4? You savage!

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Why would you crumple, are you 4? You savage!

He's English...you think he'd be more civilized!! :thumbsup:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Where's the wrap it around your hand option?

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He's English...you think he'd be more civilized!! :thumbsup:

Don't all the Europeans have those butt water squirters? I didn't think they used tp

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Don't all the Europeans have those butt water squirters? I didn't think they used tp

It's a bidet.

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It's a bidet.

It was funnier the way he said it. :yes:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Where's the wrap it around your hand option?

 

I apologize, my federal grant only funded three options per question.

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It's a bidet.

Isn't it pronounced boday or something like that?


I've only seen it once went to a house and seen it in their bathroom, I couldn't resist and when my son went in the bathroom I unlocked the door and hit the button on him, his face was priceless lol. The water comes out pretty strong I imagine it can't feel good?

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I actually think the water based approaches are probably better (but I can't verify).  The toilet paper technique is flawed.

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Isn't it pronounced boday or something like that?


I've only seen it once went to a house and seen it in their bathroom, I couldn't resist and when my son went in the bathroom I unlocked the door and hit the button on him, his face was priceless lol. The water comes out pretty strong I imagine it can't feel good?

 

The ladies seem to like it.  

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Over and wrap around hand like a boxer does.

Sounds like a deep cleaning if your wrapping your fists.

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I just let the loofa get it.

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Seriously though, neither over nor under. I usually pull out part of the roll and make origami animals and display them on the window sill. That way it livens up the room. When I'm done I just pick up a swan or elephant (depending on how much I'll need) and it gets a brown mustache.

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Isn't it pronounced boday or something like that?

I've only seen it once went to a house and seen it in their bathroom, I couldn't resist and when my son went in the bathroom I unlocked the door and hit the button on him, his face was priceless lol. The water comes out pretty strong I imagine it can't feel good?

You can usually adjust the pressure and temperature to your liking

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Why would you crumple, are you 4? You savage!

I'm reliving my childhood, don't judge.


  

He's English...you think he'd be more civilized!! :thumbsup:

 


Hey, I'm civilised! I always say "pardon me" after belching in an upper class restaurant!

It was funnier the way he said it. :yes:

True story.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Probably not.  Just like he doesn't know what she uses his power tools for.   :woot:

 

Well..."power tool" is one of the things she calls me, sometimes even when she's not mad at me.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Well..."power tool" is one of the things she calls me, sometimes even when she's not mad at me.

It doesn't count if she's laughing when she says it...

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Does that "Power Tool" go Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by any chance? :woot: :teehee:

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

You can usually adjust the pressure and temperature to your liking

Ha I had no idea, this one came out like a rocket it was to funny playing with it. Lucky for me it was a family members house so I didn't care about looking like a fool messing around with it.

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Ha I had no idea, this one came out like a rocket it was to funny playing with it. Lucky for me it was a family members house so I didn't care about looking like a fool messing around with it.

My first experience with one:

<a class="bbc_url" href='https://twitter.com/bauernhofg/status/731311497255624704'>https://twitter.com/bauernhofg/status/731311497255624704</a>


Which went much better than my second bathroom experience in that country:

<a class="bbc_url" href='https://twitter.com/bauernhofg/status/731310856214974464'>https://twitter.com/bauernhofg/status/731310856214974464</a>

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