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Ode to "Let's talk about"

  • Offline Sammy
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#421
10-08-2013, 08:23 AM

Quote:The count is 3 and 2, here's the pitch.............
 

I gotta know right now before we go any further, do you love me, will you love me forever?
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#422
10-08-2013, 08:48 AM

Quote:I gotta know right now before we go any further, do you love me, will you love me forever?


Very savvy Meatloaf reference, Sammy. Good job.
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#423
10-08-2013, 08:55 AM

Quote:Very savvy Meatloaf reference, Sammy. Good job.
Metro Diner has a good meatloaf sandwich.
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#424
10-08-2013, 09:40 AM

Quote:Metro Diner has a good meatloaf sandwich.


I still don't know how they get him to lay on that giant piece of bread.
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#425
10-08-2013, 10:02 AM

Quote:I still don't know how they get him to lay on that giant piece of bread.
If I saw something as ugly as that dude on my plate I'd run for my life....or at least send the food back.
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#426
10-08-2013, 11:21 AM

Tip of the day: When paying for a lap dance, always request Paradise By the Dashboard Light for accompaniment. If it's one of the few establishments in the exotic dance entertainment industry that uses a jukebox with no timer, you'll enjoy the longest lap dance of your pathetic, lonely life.

 

I'm probably revealing a little too much of myself here.

If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
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#427
10-08-2013, 11:25 AM

Quote:I'm probably revealing a little too much of myself here.




Not as much as she would be!! :whistling:
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#428
10-08-2013, 03:06 PM

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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#429
10-08-2013, 07:57 PM

Quote:Turtles can breathe through their butts.



Meh...not all that impressive, I know several people that can talk out of theirs!! :whistling:
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#430
10-08-2013, 08:02 PM

Quote:Turtles can breathe through their butts.
 

I exhale quite frequently through mine.
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#431
10-08-2013, 08:16 PM

OK people, I have a dilemma
. I sort of found an Old GF's facebook page. We broke up 30 years ago and have not talked to each other in 20 years (give or take a few years). Should I contact her? Just to see hows she's doing..... I know she's married and all that so it's not like I want us back together. I just want to.... Hell, I don't know what I want.......... Damn you Bob Segar (had Night Moves playing when I found her page), All of a sudden I was 21 again and in my 67 Chevelle with her by my side...... if only for a brief moment in time. 

 

I woke last night to the sound of thunder  (My memories)

How far off I sat and wondered (how many years have I wasted)

Started Humming a song from 1982 (I know it's 62 in the song but we were having fun in 82)

Ain't it funny how the night moves (time flying by)

When we just dont' seem to have as much to lose

Strange how the night moves

With autumn closing in (Middle age)

 

Any input will be appreciated

 

Thank You

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#432
10-08-2013, 09:08 PM

Quote:OK people, I have a dilemma. I sort of found an Old GF's facebook page. We broke up 30 years ago and have not talked to each other in 20 years (give or take a few years). Should I contact her? Just to see hows she's doing..... I know she's married and all that so it's not like I want us back together. I just want to.... Hell, I don't know what I want.......... Damn you Bob Segar (had Night Moves playing when I found her page), All of a sudden I was 21 again and in my 67 Chevelle with her by my side...... if only for a brief moment in time. 

 

I woke last night to the sound of thunder  (My memories)

How far off I sat and wondered (how many years have I wasted)

Started Humming a song from 1982 (I know it's 62 in the song but we were having fun in 82)

Ain't it funny how the night moves (time flying by)

When we just dont' seem to have as much to lose

Strange how the night moves

With autumn closing in (Middle age)

 

Any input will be appreciated

 

Thank You
No.
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#433
10-08-2013, 09:34 PM

Quote:If I saw something as ugly as that dude on my plate I'd run for my life....or at least send the food back.
 

It's not going to look any more appetizing with spit on it.
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#434
10-08-2013, 09:38 PM

Quote:No.


^^this^^




You can never go back again. Keep the memories...
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#435
10-08-2013, 09:42 PM

Quote:It's not going to look any more appetizing with spit on it.



I've always found this to be true!! :thumbsup:
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#436
10-09-2013, 12:08 PM

Quote:^^this^^

You can never go back again. Keep the memories...


Kinda sounds like he's going to do it anyways. So, I'm not sure why he asked. He already knows the answer is a no. I don't even book faces and I know that's a bad idea. Perhaps, he'll let us know how this Facebook faux pas unfolds.
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#437
10-09-2013, 01:22 PM

I haven't done anything yet

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#438
10-09-2013, 03:44 PM

Quote:I haven't done anything yet


Suuurrrre...
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#439
10-09-2013, 03:58 PM

Quote:I haven't done anything yet
Yes you did, I can see your warning history.
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#440
10-09-2013, 04:12 PM

Quote:Yes you did, I can see your warning history.



Be careful hanging around in here....someone might start talking about donkeys! :whistling:
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