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Jacksonville to get snow next week
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Quote:I thought most floridians were transplants and knew how to drive in it. If we end up getting snow again some time I will be sure to stay off the roads. I'm kinda surprised at the amount of people who have been born, raised and still live in the state. I guess I just figured the moving my family did was normal. Ive driven in multiple heavy snowstorms back home in NY and I would cringe at having to drive in a considerable about of snow here in Jax if it was to ever happen. Seeing first hand how people drive in the rain here make me come to the assumption they could even be more reckless in black ice or snow.
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Quote:Ive driven in multiple heavy snowstorms back home in NY and I would cringe at having to drive in a considerable about of snow here in Jax if it was to ever happen.Tbh, it's been so long I'd probably be just as bad on the roads too if we had snow. But, yeah, your right when it rains we have enough problems on the roads.
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER
December 8 - 6:00 PM It started snowing. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktail drinks and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. We love snow! December 9 We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a little boy again. I cleared both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplough came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life!Snowman Funeral December 12 The sun has melted all our lovely snow... Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry - we'll definitely have a White Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. However, Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor. December 13 Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20F. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplough came back this afternoon and buried everything again.. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so. December 15 20 inches forecast for today. I sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. We stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's extravagant. We aren't in Alaska, after all. December 16 Ice storm this morning. Fell on my butt on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel. December 17 Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Today the electricity was off for 4 hours. We had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. Gee I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room. December 20 Yippee the electricity's back on, but we had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The damn snowplough came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying. December 22 Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to go to the loo. By the time I got undressed, and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plough on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the [BAD WORD REMOVED] is lying. December 23 Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to zero. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying. December 24 6 inches fell, but the snow was packed so hard by the snowplough, I broke my shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son-of-a-[BAD WORD REMOVED] who drives that snowplough, I'll drag him through the snow by his hair and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplough. December 25 - Christmas Day Merry Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight - Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snowplough driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a real idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave. Snow Rollers December 26 Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves. December 27 Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,750 to replace 4 of my pipes. December 28 Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The [BAD WORD REMOVED] is driving me crazy!!! December 29 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am? Christmas Tree Story December 30 Roof caved in. I beat up the snowplough driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his [BAD WORD REMOVED]. The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted. December 31 I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling. January 8 Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed???
We've gotten over 111 inches so far this winter.
Getting hit with a bad storm tonight.
Would it be inappropriate for me to start an over/under on the number of traffic crashes if it does snow?
We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today! Quote:DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER Lol. Very entertaining.
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
Quote: .gif "Laughing") Is this story partly true (a personal account other than the very last parts??) Where do you live? Quote: I doubt its a personal account. Its been floating around the internet for a while.
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
Quote:I doubt its a personal account. Its been floating around the internet for a while. Please do not suggest he research that fact himself.
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Quote:Would it be inappropriate for me to start an over/under on the number of traffic crashes if it does snow?No, I hear you're an expert on such matters. Quote:Ive driven in multiple heavy snowstorms back home in NY and I would cringe at having to drive in a considerable about of snow here in Jax if it was to ever happen. Hey look a drop of rain....I better do 15mph in the left lane! 
Quote:Hey look a drop of rain....I better do 15mph in the left lane! You forgot to put on your hazards!!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
Quote:Hey look a drop of rain....I better do 15mph in the left lane! Better yet do like some idiots did earlier this week on 95 Downtown speeding through a construction zone during a hail storm
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Its funny that story that was posted about the snow. We moved up here to Indianapolis from GA and we were all excited about snow.......................now I hate that snow. Snow is bad, snow is a pain in the rear. Snow is annoying to drive in. Snow shows snow mercy. I hates it..........
The forecasts have changed so much since even this morning. It was as high as 90% chance of precipitation on Wednesday. It's now 30%. 60% chance on Thursday, but currently from now until next Wednesday they aren't predicting temps any lower than 36.
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Nope, no snow for us.
But those just north of us in GA may get some.
"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."
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