Exactly Winger

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Have you seen my baseball?

Back in my life as a single I followed the ancient philosophy of "every holes a goal but if you can't lift her dont shift her"

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That's a good philosophy to go by.  Now, if there was only a way to tell early on...Just how crazy is she?

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Have you seen my baseball?

Back in my life as a single I followed the ancient philosophy of "every holes a goal but if you can't lift her dont shift her"

See that sucks for those of us that have that gorilla strength

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I'm pretty weak....so that really limits my options.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Beer goggles are a necessity.

Beer goggles got me through the early years, when I had no "type" lol

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I like women that don't slap me when I introduce myself.

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Have you seen my baseball?

I like women that don't slap me when I introduce myself.

That costs extra in some areas.

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This thread got off topic...but just one more.

 

Ever ask a woman if you can buy her a drink, she says "sure"...when you give her the drink she throws it in your face.  That's not very cool.

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Have you seen my baseball?

This thread got off topic...but just one more.


Ever ask a woman if you can buy her a drink, she says "sure"...when you give her the drink she throws it in your face. That's not very cool.

That's never happened to me.. Now I did buy this chick a drink and then her husband glanced over at me and drank it..


Jerkface

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Too funny

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Have you seen my baseball?

And this is why you're not part of the Justice Department. It's also why I'm frequently relieved that you're not in a government job at all.

 

 

What makes you so sure that I'm not in a government job?

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

See that sucks for those of us that have that gorilla strength

Well then go with the also ancient rule of "If you don't remember it, it didn't happen"

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What makes you so sure that I'm not in a government job?

well, for one, you've told us what you do for a living

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well, for one, you've told us what you do for a living

 

So who do I work for?

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

So who do I work for?

Me.. Now hurry up.. These boxers aint gonna wash themselves

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So who do I work for?

Are you #1 or #2?

 

Cuz I still don't know who Number 2 works for

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So who do I work for?

Well, you've said that you drive around a parcel truck making deliveries, so that kind of narrows it down. I mean, unless you're a postal worker. Which actually would scare me a bit more.

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I am against the death penalty because I am pro life from conception to natural death, but I think the death penalty is too easy. Life is hard, death is easy. I would rather send these people to an area where they cannot escape and give them some tools and seed, tell them to work the land if they want to survive. Keep men and women separate so they won't multiply. 

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Calling Deshawn Watson a future bust since 3/19/17. If I eat crow, I will keep this in here and proclaim JackCity a genius. 

Instead of executions, we could just have every death row inmate be forced to join a union and pay dues.  That would be truly cruel & unusual punishment.

 

Ooops, wrong thread.

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