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Woman hands out letters to 'obese' children for Halloween

#61

Quote:There's a thread on the sideline here ...<a class="bbc_url" href='http://bearingarms.com/when-this-prankster-is-gunned-down-by-a-cop-concealed-carrier-or-homeowner-only-his-mother-will-mourn-him-maybe/'>When this prankster is gunned down by a cop, concealed carrier, or homeowner, only his mother will mourn him. Maybe.</a>

<a class="bbc_url" href='http://bearingarms.com/when-this-prankster-is-gunned-down-by-a-cop-concealed-carrier-or-homeowner-only-his-mother-will-mourn-him-maybe/'>http://bearingarms.c...ourn-him-maybe/</a> ....Started by the drifter. This Lou guy has the Michael Myers thing down pat too. Not to hard really, but oh so effective. MM is my favorite, and I think best horror movie character.


Perfect response: "Look, someone dressed up as a horror movie character on Halloween night. Shoot them because dozens of people are slaughtered in the streets on Halloween night every year under such guises!"


I'm a firm believer in the second amendment, but some of these guys take themselves way too seriously. I work with a guy who misses no opportunity to quietly tell others that he is a CCW holder. He says it like he's letting you in on a secret, except he tells almost everybody.
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#62

Quote:I think the cut off is 7th/8th grade personally. I don't think high schoolers should be trick or treatng.

 

We had a pink gorilla outfit come to our house. Big group of kids and parents that were brought in from somewhere else. The pink gorilla was a full suit with mask, but nothing covering hands. It was a male, didn't talk. Had a wedding ring on.
 

I went once when I was in high school because my younger brother wanted to go and my mom was sick, but yeah, 7th/8th grade sounds about right to me too.

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#63

Quote:Tell him to dress up like a girl next year. :thumbsup:


It is the one chance I get every year without having people laughing at me. I had to buy a new bra this year, the one I bought last year was wore out. :teehee:


I asked the treaters to choose between the Reeses, and the Starburst (even though they got both). I was really surprised at how many picked the Starburst ... My Wife said she thought people would pick Starburst over Reeses, I didn't think even 1 person would. I was wrong.


Was it possibly due to where you were holding the Reese's bowl?
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#64

Quote:I went once when I was in high school because my younger brother wanted to go and my mom was sick, but yeah, 7th/8th grade sounds about right to me too.
Personal feeling.

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#65

Quote:I'm a firm believer in the second amendment, but some of these guys take themselves way too seriously. I work with a guy who misses no opportunity to quietly tell others that he is a CCW holder. He says it like he's letting you in on a secret, except he tells almost everybody.
His element of surprise is lost.

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#66

Quote:Personal feeling.
Oh, I get it and agree. I just wasn't about to go walking around the neighborhood with my little brother and not get free candy, ya know?

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#67

Quote:Tell him to dress up like a girl next year. :thumbsup:

 

It is the one chance I get every year without having people laughing at me. I had to buy a new bra this year, the one I bought last year was wore out.  :teehee:

 

I asked the treaters to choose between the Reeses, and the Starburst (even though they got both). I was really surprised at how many picked the Starburst ... My Wife said she thought people would pick Starburst over Reeses, I didn't think even 1 person would. I was wrong.



Because with the full size Reese's the peanut butter to chocolate ratio is all wrong!! That's what makes the minis so great...equal chocolate and peanut butter!!!
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#68

I think 13 is a good age to stop trick-or-treating.  Maybe 14 if you get rained out a lot.  I think most kids feel too old to be trick-or-treating before their parents tell them they're too old.  

 

Quote:The cool house. My daughters got 9 or 10 of the "regular sized" candy bars. On top of that, most houses let my girls pick what they wanted. My son was none to happy. I told him get used to it. That's how it works bud.
 

A man dressed in a batman costume let one of my daughters (dressed as Catwoman) have two pieces.  The other two gave me this look like... "That's not fair!" (the other two were Wonder Woman and Tinkerbell)


I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 
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#69

Quote:Because with the full size Reese's the peanut butter to chocolate ratio is all wrong!! That's what makes the minis so great...equal chocolate and peanut butter!!!
 

You aren't allowed to be sexy, and smart. You are going to have to choose one, or the other. ... Wait, smart? you're a Jags fan, which means you must have learned the mini Reese's ratio theory from the Colts board. Wink
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#70

Quote:Was it possibly due to where you were holding the Reese's bowl?
 

Reese's don't come in a bowl, they come in a cup. It's a good thing I hang around here to help you guys. Smile

 

I was dressed as barrel man, the Broncos fan. I filled the barrel up with candy, and let everyone get their own treat.

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#71

Quote:Reese's don't come in a bowl, they come in a cup. It's a good thing I hang around here to help you guys. Smile

 

I was dressed as barrel man, the Broncos fan. I filled the barrel up with candy, and let everyone get their own treat.
 

Someone told me there was a release lever inside the bung hole.

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#72

Quote:Oh, I get it and agree. I just wasn't about to go walking around the neighborhood with my little brother and not get free candy, ya know?
Oh yea, I hear ya.

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#73

Quote:You aren't allowed to be sexy, and smart. You are going to have to choose one, or the other. ... Wait, smart? you're a Jags fan, which means you must have learned the mini Reese's ratio theory from the Colts board. Wink




You said smart, right? That leaves the clots board out!! :thumbsup:
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#74

Quote:Someone told me there was a release lever inside the bung hole.
 

That is where I keep the Bit-Ohhh, Honey.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You don't mind if I call you Honey, do you? I probably should have asked first.

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#75

"You want a bite, Honey?


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#76

Quote:You said smart, right? That leaves the clots board out!! :thumbsup:
 

clots board? eeegad, I see what the problem is, now. Try going to the classy, and awesome all things with the name Colts in the title is ... Awesome Board! ... Board.

 

Even I know better than going to the clots board ... You can catch fleas in dirty places like a clots board. Wink (I'm not a Veterinarian, but I did sleep on a Colts fan last night).

 

You don't got fleas do you, bunny? :woot:

 

Drain clots, Mud clots, Blood clots, Snot clots, and Butt clots, too ...Nothing ever good happens when you go hanging out in dives like those places. ... Just in case though, I do have a collar I am sure will fit you quite nicely. A pair of hand cuffs, also ...hhmmm, gag ball, leg restraints, water board equipment ... Never know what kind of stuff you're going to need when you come into contact with a rabid beast that has been visiting clots boards. I have tools, and I come prepared.

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#77

Quote:"You want a bite, Honey?
 

I will call you a liar if you ever repeat this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I started liking them, and I would go buy one right now if it were available. They are very grossly yummy, but in an odd sort of way ... so was Beer at first. :yes:

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#78

Quote:I will call you a liar if you ever repeat this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I started liking them, and I would go buy one right now if it were available. They are very grossly yummy, but in an odd sort of way ... so was Beer at first. :yes:
It's in my quotes, look below. Once it is there, it is forever.

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#79

Quote:It's in my quotes, look below. Once it is there, it is forever.
 

What are you talking about? ... Liar. Ninja

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#80

Quote:clots board? eeegad, I see what the problem is, now. Try going to the classy, and awesome all things with the name Colts in the title is ... Awesome Board! ... Board.

 

Even I know better than going to the clots board ... You can catch fleas in dirty places like a clots board. Wink (I'm not a Veterinarian, but I did sleep on a Colts fan last night).

 

You don't got fleas do you, bunny? :woot:

 

Drain clots, Mud clots, Blood clots, Snot clots, and Butt clots, too ...Nothing ever good happens when you go hanging out in dives like those places. ... Just in case though, I do have a collar I am sure will fit you quite nicely. A pair of hand cuffs, also ...hhmmm, gag ball, leg restraints, water board equipment ... Never know what kind of stuff you're going to need when you come into contact with a rabid beast that has been visiting clots boards. I have tools, and I come prepared.




Why? You wanna give me a flea bath? Big Grin
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