You dummy, that's Austrian. You better be careful, they're very touchy about that sort of thing.

 

It's not Austrian.   It's Australian.  

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It's not Austrian.   It's Australian.  

 

It's a Dumb & Dumber reference if I'm not mistaken...

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

When we were a tiny startup company, in a hotel room downtown, they had just invented those cordless phones, and my partner decided to take one into the bathroom and take a dump while talking to a customer.   The customer was saying, "My phone is making some weird noises."   It was so funny.  We laughed about that for days. 

 

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Of course not. You can't hear written words.

Did you maybe think for a sec to.....oh I dont know, read what he said out loud in a British accent?


Dunno, something tells me it might work, and then go back and read some of the others and hmmmm. Get it?

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My new toilet seat has a night light in it.

 

They used to say that a pregnancy test was the most advanced piece of technology that people would pee on...

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My new toilet seat has a night light in it.

 

They used to say that a pregnancy test was the most advanced piece of technology that people would pee on...

You pee on your toilet seat?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Doesn't everybody?

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Have you seen my baseball?

You pee on your toilet seat?

I'm male, it happens. Less now that there is a night light.

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They would always crack and end up pinching the hell of your butt cheek...at least the one my grandparents had always did!!

LOL! Truuuueeee!!!! And the squishy stuff inside would hold the pee vapors. SO gross. 

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I'm male, it happens. Less now that there is a night light.

That's why the seat has hinges...so you can lift it up out of the way!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Idk...I've managed to pee on the seat even when it's upright.  Stuff happens.

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Have you seen my baseball?

I've noticed most of the time someone from the UK does an American accent it pretty much sounds like an American accent.

 

 

The last sentence contradicts the second.

Yeah, but from no-where's-ville. OR, they do the valley girl. 

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Just do what I do and pee in the shower.

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Or pick a tree.

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Idk...I've managed to pee on the seat even when it's upright.  Stuff happens.

You should aim better.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Did you maybe think for a sec to.....oh I don't know, read what he said out loud in a British accent?


Dunno, something tells me it might work, and then go back and read some of the others and hmmmm. Get it?

It is impossible to read an accent. They can only be heard. That is a fact.

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That's why the seat has hinges...so you can lift it up out of the way!

 

Maybe Hard Eight needs to buy a toilet like the one I sat on near Pompeii.

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It is impossible to read an accent. They can only be heard. That is a fact.

 

There's a difference in reading something and imagining the accent as you're reading it.

 

People are able to do this, it's evident that not all are, but believe me, it is possible.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

There's a difference in reading something and imagining the accent as you're reading it.

 

People are able to do this, it's evident that not all are, but believe me, it is possible.

It's very possible. :yes:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Just do what I do and pee in the shower.

I don't like peeing down my leg, so no thank you.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???