Can the elephant play left guard?

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Can the elephant play left guard?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Ok, I give up on this message board for a while after threads like this. It's just not worth it.

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<div style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">Jim Irsay ‏@JimIrsay8h
<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">This Jag Team will rise..it's new owner is committed to winning n trust me,GM D Caldwell will build a winner! Shad has the touch of success!

 

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respect

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That elephant is Shad Khan.

You're an elephant.

I'm no elephant

Yes you are

No I'm not

Are to

Am not

Yes you are

No I'm not

Am to

Quit calling me an elephant

You're an elephant

mom, joey's calling me an elephant

no i'm not

yes you are

am not

am too

you kids are grounded.  go to your room.

no, there's an elephant in the room

don't worry, that's only Shad being Shad.

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Khan is quite possibly the worst owner since Jerry Jones. I know that you can read this Mr. Khan, prove me, and the rest of this fanbase wrong by turning this team into winners under your ownership. PROVE ME WRONG MR. KHAN, PROVE ME WRONG.

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Khan is quite possibly the worst owner since Jerry Jones. I know that you can read this Mr. Khan, prove me, and the rest of this fanbase wrong by turning this team into winners under your ownership. PROVE ME WRONG MR. KHAN, PROVE ME WRONG.

 

You're not speaking for the rest of the fan base.  Please don't portray yourself as the spokesman for anyone but yourself.

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'm sick of people complaining about everything on this board.

 

We knew this season was going to be long and boring. We knew this team would suck. We know this team will take a few years to even be competitive.

 

Why is everyone acting like they are blindsided by all of this?

 

 

THIS......X 10000000000000000000000000000000000000.5

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LOVE THEM JAGUARS!

Can the elephant play left guard?

 

This is the best post on this entire thread!!!!!!  :yes:  

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LOVE THEM JAGUARS!

I would like to also point out to everyone that contrary to popular belief, Khan only made a "Verbal" commitment to Wayne Weaver to keep the team in Jacksonville. There are no contractual, or legal barriers that can stop him from moving the team if he wants to. I expect that over the next couple of weeks until season's end, the calls for Khan to either sell the team, or step-down, will get louder, and louder.

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I would like to also point out to everyone that contrary to popular belief, Khan only made a "Verbal" commitment to Wayne Weaver to keep the team in Jacksonville. There are no contractual, or legal barriers that can stop him from moving the team if he wants to. I expect that over the next couple of weeks until season's end, the calls for Khan to either sell the team, or step-down, will get louder, and louder.

How did you get so smart?

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Ok, I give up on this message board for a while after threads like this. It's just not worth it.

 

Come on, man! Don't give up!

 

Where else will you find this kind of comedy. Some of these people are comedic geniuses! Their mastery of irony and parody are unsurpassed!

 

Wait! You mean people like Jagswilldestroyyou are real people? Who are serious? And are more than 10 years old?

 

Oh my god....

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The sun's not yellow, it's chicken.

What an horrible post. Do you read your own stuff?

What's so horrible about it?  Did Vaguars say something you can prove to be untrue?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Some people seem to think that I only posted this thread because of my frustration with the team, when in fact I am being completely serious about this topic. I personally don't trust Shad, and I think that it was a huge mistake to sell it to someone who was born outside of Jacksonville, let alone the United States. I understand that rebuilding takes time, but lets face the facts here. The Jags have been getting progressively worse each year since 2011 and Khan has done very little to address the teams issues outside of the occasional PR campaign here and there.


Khan has everything to gain as a businessman moving the team out of Jacksonville, and he has the chance to do just that if it gets to the point where people just stop showing up to the games and the city no longer cares about the Jaguars. 0-16? #STANDUNITED LOL.

So it's xenophobia that's behind your nonsensical ramblings?

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