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~~DewtheMathis~~ · 02-25-2016, 11:43 PM

Why is it that you see no graffiti in the handicap bathrooms? Don't they have the most right to be angry at the world?

**Senor Fantastico** · 02-26-2016, 01:49 AM

Quote:Do you ever poop in the Handicap toliet, and is it against the law? Do you feel guilty and secretly fear a handicap person coming in with diarrhea and not having a place to go because of your actions?

Quote:Why is it that you see no graffiti in the handicap bathrooms? Don't they have the most right to be angry at the world?

You never told us that you work with Deacon.

**DragonFury** · 02-26-2016, 03:47 AM

Quote:Nice neighborhood...

Meh. It's gentrifying quite rapidly so I expect them to switch markets from weed to cocaine soon.

**flsprtsgod** · 02-26-2016, 10:57 AM

Quote:Do you ever poop in the Handicap toliet, and is it against the law? Do you feel guilty and secretly fear a handicap person coming in with diarrhea and not having a place to go because of your actions?

That big tall throne is perfect, it has it's own sink, and there's plenty of room to lay down and nap.

Damn, I've said too much.

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Deacon · 02-26-2016, 10:58 AM

Quote:I'm cursing because I didn't think of it sooner. Next time.

I got lucky since the grocery store had both of them "fresh", or as fresh as could be expected. But this may even make it onto the Superb Owl menu as an additive for nachos.

I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Deacon · 02-26-2016, 10:59 AM

Quote:

You never told us that you work with Deacon.

I wouldn't say "work with" is an adequate description of the relationship here.

I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

DarloJAG84 · 02-26-2016, 03:45 PM

Quote:I could pay SpaceX to build a rocket to commute to and from the moon and still be better off than living and working in London.

Depending on your job... and where you live, of course..

80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...

homebiscuit · 02-26-2016, 05:24 PM

Quote:Depending on your job... and where you live, of course..

In other words, Dutchmen employed in a sex shop shouldn't apply.

DarloJAG84 · 02-26-2016, 05:34 PM

Quote:In other words, Dutchmen employed in a sex shop shouldn't apply.

You know nothing of my nationality.. nor my vocation..

80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...

**Bchbunnie4** · 02-26-2016, 05:44 PM

Quote:You know nothing of my nationality.. nor my vocation..

He was talking about DF...lol

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

**DragonFury** · 02-26-2016, 05:47 PM

Quote:In other words, Dutchmen employed in a sex shop shouldn't apply.

ADULT SPECIAL INTERESTS SHOP, thank you very much.

DarloJAG84 · 02-26-2016, 05:53 PM

Quote:He was talking about DF...lol

Haha I know... I was just trying to swing it around to be slightly comical about myself..... :teehee:

80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...

RicoTx · 02-26-2016, 06:18 PM

I'm drinking a mango margarita.

I'm just livin' on the edge. Now where's my damn shrimp nachos?

WingerDinger · 02-26-2016, 06:37 PM

I hate St Augustine and it's traffic..

homebiscuit · 02-26-2016, 07:04 PM

Quote:I'm drinking a mango margarita.

I'm just livin' on the edge. Now where's my damn shrimp nachos?

They're still trying to locate the lace napkins.

WingerDinger · 02-26-2016, 07:47 PM

Going to The Greek Fest tomorrow. Gonna load up on gyros with tzikikikikizizi sauce and baklava..

homebiscuit · 02-27-2016, 08:49 PM

My 1-year-old grandson just got his first taste of dog kibble.

Hold on, he's going back for more...

DarloJAG84 · 02-27-2016, 09:44 PM

So, I'm thinking of a career change over the next few years.

I've been in my job for 13 years now, there seems to be very little progression..

I really want to be a Police Officer. If I wait 3 years, will I be too old (at around 35 years of age) to be starting out as a Police Officer.. Surely if I'm still in good shape, it shouldn't matter, right?

80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...

**Bchbunnie4** · 02-27-2016, 11:15 PM

Quote:My 1-year-old grandson just got his first taste of dog kibble.

Hold on, he's going back for more...

He'll have a shiny coat now at least! Lol

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

**Bchbunnie4** · 02-27-2016, 11:16 PM

Quote:So, I'm thinking of a career change over the next few years.

I've been in my job for 13 years now, there seems to be very little progression..

I really want to be a Police Officer. If I wait 3 years, will I be too old (at around 35 years of age) to be starting out as a Police Officer.. Surely if I'm still in good shape, it shouldn't matter, right?

That's probably something you should check in to incase they do have age limits for rookies.

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???