https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status...8kX5Q&s=19

The Bee with another takedown lol

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https://twitter.com/DefiantLs/status/184...eyklg&s=19

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Men vote based on irrational emotions and tribal affiliations also.
Males don't have exactly the same irrational emotions as women, they have their own problems, but most men are still emotional and most emotions are still irrational.

I vote based on taxes, savings, security, education, infrastructure, military and geopolitical policies.

Unless she has a big rack and a phat booty. Then I lose all sense and vote that way.

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It is irrational to assume that you can predict how changing the guy or girl in charge will impact your savings and security.  Sure, a tax rate may go up, but that may cause other parts of the economy to heat up.

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

Because they care so much about women's health..New way for democrats to give abortions?



https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/18...WxWbw&s=19

NEW: Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff accused of physically assaulting his ex-girlfriend, days after MSNBC host Jen Psaki said Emhoff was “reshaping masculinity.”

According to the Daily Mail, Emhoff hit a woman so hard that she physically spun around.

New details also reveal that Emhoff allegedly “caused” his nanny to have a miscarriage after impregnating her.

Three sources who spoke with the outlet say Emhoff got jealous that his girlfriend at the time was talking with another man.

The incident allegedly happened in the valet line after a May 2012 Cannes Film Festival event in France.

The incident has been confirmed by three friends.

The three friends also claim Emhoff admitted to his ex-girlfriend that he impregnated his children’s nanny and “caused her to have a miscarriage.”

I gotta be honest.  Envisioning him slapping someone so hard that they spun around as if it were being described in cartoon terms is kinda funny.  Were there sound effects on cue as well?

Leftists man...  you couldn't make up a story this good about someone who is "reshaping masculinity".  Sounds like he's reshaping it back to the stone age.  Second "Gentleman"... lol.  It's all theater with them.  What sort of picture can they paint for you about themselves via their willing accomplices in the media is all it's about for them.

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I vote based on taxes, savings, security, education, infrastructure, military and geopolitical policies.

Unless she has a big rack and a phat booty. Then I lose all sense and vote that way.

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It is irrational to assume that you can predict how changing the guy or girl in charge will impact your savings and security.  Sure, a tax rate may go up, but that may cause other parts of the economy to heat up.

It is and it isn't. On the flipside, if my saving's and security have seemingly gone down under one particular party that's in charge, including having the next Presidential candidate currently in said party's current administration? 

I can deduce that more than likely my said saving's and security are that much further [BLEEP]. So, in this case? Kakalaka, bad. Orange man, good. The only thing heating up for most people is their energy bills and their temperament for incompetence. 

Hopefully 2028 springs forward refreshing candidates from both parties and viable, long term solutions. Have had enough of this muck to wade through over the past eight years. The general population needs to dig it's head out of the sand fast though so they can avoid getting their [BLEEP] hammered before the end of this decade. 

I don't see how anybody with a straight face can look me dead in the eyes and tell me they're going to vote for Harris. [BLEEP] insane to me. Just absolutely insane. You really trust this administration to resolve Israel-Palestine? Ukraine-Russia? I don't. We're [BLEEP] Geopolitically and [BLEEP] Domestically. 

A bunch of white privileged, unbangable white women are going to vote for Kakalaka over fear porn being spewed about abortions in this country. [BLEEP] wild to think about really, but, it's true.

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

Because they care so much about women's health..New way for democrats to give abortions?



https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/18...WxWbw&s=19

NEW: Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff accused of physically assaulting his ex-girlfriend, days after MSNBC host Jen Psaki said Emhoff was “reshaping masculinity.”

According to the Daily Mail, Emhoff hit a woman so hard that she physically spun around.

New details also reveal that Emhoff allegedly “caused” his nanny to have a miscarriage after impregnating her.

Three sources who spoke with the outlet say Emhoff got jealous that his girlfriend at the time was talking with another man.

The incident allegedly happened in the valet line after a May 2012 Cannes Film Festival event in France.

The incident has been confirmed by three friends.

The three friends also claim Emhoff admitted to his ex-girlfriend that he impregnated his children’s nanny and “caused her to have a miscarriage.”

I gotta be honest.  Envisioning him slapping someone so hard that they spun around as if it were being described in cartoon terms is kinda funny.  Were there sound effects on cue as well?

Leftists man...  you couldn't make up a story this good about someone who is "reshaping masculinity".  Sounds like he's reshaping it back to the stone age.  Second "Gentleman"... lol.  It's all theater with them.  What sort of picture can they paint for you about themselves via their willing accomplices in the media is all it's about for them.

What bothers me are the people willing to overlook this just to spite of Trump. The most stupidly gullible people on the planet.. Their family trees go straight up with no branches..

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It is irrational to assume that you can predict how changing the guy or girl in charge will impact your savings and security.  Sure, a tax rate may go up, but that may cause other parts of the economy to heat up.

It is and it isn't. On the flipside, if my saving's and security have seemingly gone down under one particular party that's in charge, including having the next Presidential candidate currently in said party's current administration? 

I can deduce that more than likely my said saving's and security are that much further [BLEEP]. So, in this case? Kakalaka, bad. Orange man, good. The only thing heating up for most people is their energy bills and their temperament for incompetence. 

Hopefully 2028 springs forward refreshing candidates from both parties and viable, long term solutions. Have had enough of this muck to wade through over the past eight years. The general population needs to dig it's head out of the sand fast though so they can avoid getting their [BLEEP] hammered before the end of this decade. 

I don't see how anybody with a straight face can look me dead in the eyes and tell me they're going to vote for Harris. [BLEEP] insane to me. Just absolutely insane. You really trust this administration to resolve Israel-Palestine? Ukraine-Russia? I don't. We're [BLEEP] Geopolitically and [BLEEP] Domestically. 

A bunch of white privileged, unbangable white women are going to vote for Kakalaka over fear porn being spewed about abortions in this country. [BLEEP] wild to think about really, but, it's true.

It's irrational and illogical for a democrat like mikesez to understand where you are coming from.

Democrats don't understand that a vast portion of this country feels the same way that you do.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Just a few quick questions for the liberals here.

Is abortion an acceptable means of birth control?

Is abortion in the third trimester an acceptable means of birth control?

Is using abortion for birth control a "women's health" issue?

By far a vast majority of abortions are used as a means for birth control.  It is very rare that an abortion is done in the case of rape or incest.  It is also very rare that an abortion is done for medical reasons (as in the risk of life to the mother).

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Just a few quick questions for the liberals here.

Is abortion an acceptable means of birth control?

Is abortion in the third trimester an acceptable means of birth control?

Is using abortion for birth control a "women's health" issue?

By far a vast majority of abortions are used as a means for birth control.  It is very rare that an abortion is done in the case of rape or incest.  It is also very rare that an abortion is done for medical reasons (as in the risk of life to the mother).

According to the news, they don't even go to the doctor anymore, you just beat her [BLEEP] hard enough while waiting in some line in France, inducing a miscarriage.

Liberals.. The Champions of Women lololol

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Men vote based on irrational emotions and tribal affiliations also.
Males don't have exactly the same irrational emotions as women, they have their own problems, but most men are still emotional and most emotions are still irrational.

I vote for the person, not the policy. I like the one that overcame heroin, plays with hawks, tells a cop that tried to stop him from playing with hawks he trained the hawk to kill cops, and beheaded a [BLEEP] whale with a chainsaw. I get that guy. I don't like chuckle-[BLEEP] and [BLEEP]-holes, so I don't get the other two.

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It is and it isn't. On the flipside, if my saving's and security have seemingly gone down under one particular party that's in charge, including having the next Presidential candidate currently in said party's current administration? 

I can deduce that more than likely my said saving's and security are that much further [BLEEP]. So, in this case? Kakalaka, bad. Orange man, good. The only thing heating up for most people is their energy bills and their temperament for incompetence. 

Hopefully 2028 springs forward refreshing candidates from both parties and viable, long term solutions. Have had enough of this muck to wade through over the past eight years. The general population needs to dig it's head out of the sand fast though so they can avoid getting their [BLEEP] hammered before the end of this decade. 

I don't see how anybody with a straight face can look me dead in the eyes and tell me they're going to vote for Harris. [BLEEP] insane to me. Just absolutely insane. You really trust this administration to resolve Israel-Palestine? Ukraine-Russia? I don't. We're [BLEEP] Geopolitically and [BLEEP] Domestically. 

A bunch of white privileged, unbangable white women are going to vote for Kakalaka over fear porn being spewed about abortions in this country. [BLEEP] wild to think about really, but, it's true.

It's irrational and illogical for a democrat like mikesez to understand where you are coming from.

Democrats don't understand that a vast portion of this country feels the same way that you do.

I do understand a vast portion of the country thinks like him.
Do you understand that a vast portion of the country thinks like me?
Neither of us have a majority, to be sure.
And it wouldn't make either of us right even if we did.

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

Doing drugs is not the same as basic healthcare and reproductive rights. 
Not even on the same planet of discussion.

That's the problem. You and your people consider murdering babies "basic healthcare".

Just a few quick questions for the liberals here.

Is abortion an acceptable means of birth control?

Is abortion in the third trimester an acceptable means of birth control?

Is using abortion for birth control a "women's health" issue?

By far a vast majority of abortions are used as a means for birth control.  It is very rare that an abortion is done in the case of rape or incest.  It is also very rare that an abortion is done for medical reasons (as in the risk of life to the mother).

I'm not sure why you think I'm introducing an abortion morality discussion?

I was simply informing you that millions of women will be leaving the ranks of republican votership to vote for their rights as they perceive them. They did so to some degree in 202o when he lost. This time it will be more. 

What I think about abortion, what you think about abortion, that doesn't matter one little iota in this.

It is going to happen, and I'll come back around after the numbers of voter demographics are released and illustrate it for you. 

I wasn't kidding when I said women have been googling en masse to find out if their husbands will know who they vote for. That's real data. It remains to be seen what percentage of 2016/2020 female voters who voted for Trump are jumping ship, but they are jumping and I wager it'll be enough to kill his chances. 

Don't shoot the messenger. Or fire way, I don't give a [BLEEP]

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That's the problem. You and your people consider murdering babies "basic healthcare".

Just a few quick questions for the liberals here.

Is abortion an acceptable means of birth control?

Is abortion in the third trimester an acceptable means of birth control?

Is using abortion for birth control a "women's health" issue?

By far a vast majority of abortions are used as a means for birth control.  It is very rare that an abortion is done in the case of rape or incest.  It is also very rare that an abortion is done for medical reasons (as in the risk of life to the mother).

I'm not sure why you think I'm introducing an abortion morality discussion?

I was simply informing you that millions of women will be leaving the ranks of republican votership to vote for their rights as they perceive them. They did so to some degree in 202o when he lost. This time it will be more. 

What I think about abortion, what you think about abortion, that doesn't matter one little iota in this.

It is going to happen, and I'll come back around after the numbers of voter demographics are released and illustrate it for you. 

I wasn't kidding when I said women have been googling en masse to find out if their husbands will know who they vote for. That's real data. It remains to be seen what percentage of 2016/2020 female voters who voted for Trump are jumping ship, but they are jumping and I wager it'll be enough to kill his chances. 

Don't shoot the messenger. Or fire way, I don't give a [BLEEP]

Women who don't know the answer to that question are dumb [BLEEP] and are likely already libs anyway.

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That's the problem. You and your people consider murdering babies "basic healthcare".

Just a few quick questions for the liberals here.

Is abortion an acceptable means of birth control?

Is abortion in the third trimester an acceptable means of birth control?

Is using abortion for birth control a "women's health" issue?

By far a vast majority of abortions are used as a means for birth control.  It is very rare that an abortion is done in the case of rape or incest.  It is also very rare that an abortion is done for medical reasons (as in the risk of life to the mother).

I'm not sure why you think I'm introducing an abortion morality discussion?

I was simply informing you that millions of women will be leaving the ranks of republican votership to vote for their rights as they perceive them. They did so to some degree in 202o when he lost. This time it will be more. 

What I think about abortion, what you think about abortion, that doesn't matter one little iota in this.

It is going to happen, and I'll come back around after the numbers of voter demographics are released and illustrate it for you. 

I wasn't kidding when I said women have been googling en masse to find out if their husbands will know who they vote for. That's real data. It remains to be seen what percentage of 2016/2020 female voters who voted for Trump are jumping ship, but they are jumping and I wager it'll be enough to kill his chances. 

Don't shoot the messenger. Or fire way, I don't give a [BLEEP]

He understood you.  It's why he said the 19th amendment was a mistake.
I applaud you for not taking his bait and offering your own opinion on the issue.  I am not able to resist, as you know.

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

I'm not sure why you think I'm introducing an abortion morality discussion?

I was simply informing you that millions of women will be leaving the ranks of republican votership to vote for their rights as they perceive them. They did so to some degree in 202o when he lost. This time it will be more. 

What I think about abortion, what you think about abortion, that doesn't matter one little iota in this.

It is going to happen, and I'll come back around after the numbers of voter demographics are released and illustrate it for you. 

I wasn't kidding when I said women have been googling en masse to find out if their husbands will know who they vote for. That's real data. It remains to be seen what percentage of 2016/2020 female voters who voted for Trump are jumping ship, but they are jumping and I wager it'll be enough to kill his chances. 

Don't shoot the messenger. Or fire way, I don't give a [BLEEP]

He understood you.  It's why he said the 19th amendment was a mistake.
I applaud you for not taking his bait and offering your own opinion on the issue.  I am not able to resist, as you know.

His opinion is already clear as day.

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

https://youtube.com/shorts/tX7wiFi8VC8?s...Izdo_O5uYD

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And "unfairly fact-checked" has to be the weakest most pathetic [BLEEP] I've ever heard, LOL

How DARE someone correct him when he tells a bald face lie!

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Wrong thread 

And "unfairly fact-checked" has to be the weakest most pathetic [BLEEP] I've ever heard, LOL

How DARE someone correct him when he tells a bald face lie!

He was telling the truth.

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https://twitter.com/brokebackUSA/status/...6WJ4w&s=19

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Wrong thread 

And "unfairly fact-checked" has to be the weakest most pathetic [BLEEP] I've ever heard, LOL

How DARE someone correct him when he tells a bald face lie!

He was telling the truth.

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No he wasn't - he misstated the legal status of Haitian immigrants in Springfield Ohio and was reminded that many are there legally.

It's very simple and straightforward. 

12 to 15 thousand Haitian immigrants live there legally and were welcomed by a depressed local economy with ample job opportunity. 

You should read up on it.

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He was telling the truth.

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No he wasn't - he misstated the legal status of Haitian immigrants in Springfield Ohio and was reminded that many are there legally.

It's very simple and straightforward. 

12 to 15 thousand Haitian immigrants live there legally and were welcomed by a depressed local economy with ample job opportunity. 

You should read up on it.

But Donald Trump was in the oval office and he said he didn't want anymore temporary protected status for people from [BLEEP] hole countries.  How was this not corrected right then, right when he spoke?! How can the Haitians still have protected status? [BLEEP] deep state!

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

He was telling the truth.

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No he wasn't - he misstated the legal status of Haitian immigrants in Springfield Ohio and was reminded that many are there legally.

It's very simple and straightforward. 

12 to 15 thousand Haitian immigrants live there legally and were welcomed by a depressed local economy with ample job opportunity. 

You should read up on it.

This isn't going to go well.

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