I feel sorry for folks who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, it's the best they'll feel all day.

 

Whereas myself, I got a nice, non-headache afternoon to which I can look forward!

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I feel sorry for folks who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, it's the best they'll feel all day.


Whereas myself, I got a nice, non-headache afternoon to which I can look forward!

I'm really in the mood for a few beers today..


Shame I start a night shift in 4 hours... SMH

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Oh my God. I see somebody wearing a Gabbert jersey.


I wonder if he lost some bet?

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Oh my God. I see somebody wearing a Gabbert jersey.


I wonder if he lost some bet?

 

Is the poor thing homeless? 

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Is the poor thing homeless? 

Maybe they're a hairdresser expressing support for Blaine's golden locks. 

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Oh my God. I see somebody wearing a Gabbert jersey.


I wonder if he lost some bet?

Hey I paid $350 for the damn thing, I'm gonna wear it..

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Times have gotten tough for Alfred E. Neuman.

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It was all down hill after that failed run for president.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Hidding in the bathroom as the wife packs us up for the trip home from vacation. I should feel guilty but I don't.....

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Hidding in the bathroom as the wife packs us up for the trip home from vacation. I should feel guilty but I don't.....

No worries. A woman worth her salt will repay your inconsideration in spades. When she does just remember, no sniveling.

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No worries. A woman worth her salt will repay your inconsideration in spades. When she does just remember, no sniveling.

He's messing with a woman that moved a 400lb pig water tank...he needs to rethink some things!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

He's messing with a woman that moved a 400lb pig water tank...he needs to rethink some things!!

 

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

 

Eric, tell us where to send flowers when you've healed sufficiently.

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Too nice of a day to be at work. I should be home sitting on my couch instead.

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First day back from work, apparently no one knows how to manage inventory while I'm gone

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First day back from work, apparently no one knows how to manage inventory while I'm gone

Always the first thing to get screwed up.

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Always the first thing to get screwed up.

 

you think it would be simple in a garage, you need oil, filters, fluids, tires.......lol we're not building rockets here guys! 

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I'm not a big liqour man but this ole smokey moonshine we got while in Tennessee is wonderful.

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6 day vacation started yesterday.. All the time in the world to lounge around, relax, enjoy myself and ride the couch..


And I already miss work..

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6 day vacation started yesterday.. All the time in the world to lounge around, relax, enjoy myself and ride the couch..


And I already miss work..

It's certainly nice, but unless you're actually away on vacation you'll find yourself climbing the walls after a few days.

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So, this weekend is a national holiday weekend...

 

Yeah... I'm working, as normal! At least I'll be home by the England game tonight, and the Champions League Final tomorrow night... not all bad I guess!

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...