Plus, with my luck, I'd eat a salad, walk outside and get run over by the chili/cheese fries truck.

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Have you seen my baseball?

I intend to live my life, have fun and eat/drink what I want while I live it.

 

Nobody gets out of this thing alive...nobody.

 

 

Gotta die of something so you might as well have a good time

 

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" Hunter S Thompson

 

 

Just spitballing here, but I kinda think a steady diet of chili cheese fries may make smoke cloud generation due to skidding kinda difficult. 

 

 

Unless you mean those "other" kind of skidmarks.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Spitballing is gross, and not nice.

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I have to go to my neighbor's house tonight and play cards and drink beer and bourbon with them.

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Have you seen my baseball?

I have to go to my neighbor's house tonight and play cards and drink beer and bourbon with them.

He put a gun to you head, or are you being kicked out of your own house?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Yeah, I got caught watching TV in the bedroom last night.

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I have to go to my neighbor's house tonight and play cards and drink beer and bourbon with them.

If it helps you have my permission to punch him in the gut.

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I'm a lover, not a fighter.  Honestly I'm not a very good lover either or so I've been told.

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I'm a lover, not a fighter.  Honestly I'm not a very good lover either or so I've been told.

Could be because you were watching tv instead of paying attention to...other things.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

What other things?  That's silly.

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What other things?  That's silly.

Telling her how fabulous her shoes are...duh.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I don't allow her to wear shoes.

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I don't allow her to wear shoes.

She's kicking you out of the house for the evening...too late to try to man up now. :yes:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

lol...she's not kicking me out.  We're going over there together.  Now whether or not we go back home together is a completely different story.

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lol...she's not kicking me out.  We're going over there together.  Now whether or not we go back home together is a completely different story.

Is this the kind of party where everyone puts their keys in a bowl?? Cuz if it is, I don't think he's inviting you over for "cards"...

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I assumed it was cards...maybe Twister or something.  I don't know, I'm not the one setting this up.

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I'm sure you have nothing to fear...

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I hope they have chocolate.

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Have you seen my baseball?

I'm a lover, not a fighter.  Honestly I'm not a very good lover either or so I've been told.

Loving or fighting it always ends the same way; with a muttered apology and a trip to the ER. 

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That's what happens when you don't get enough practice.

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