Loving or fighting it always ends the same way; with a muttered apology and a trip to the ER.

And having to hand over some cash.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

That's what happens when you don't get enough practice.

Your mum is just a crappy teacher.

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Yeah, but my dad is the one who taught me how to fight.

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Have you seen my baseball?

And having to hand over some cash.

In America maybe. Over here in the civilized world we have a health care system that isn't completely broken.

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In America maybe. Over here in the civilized world we have a health care system that isn't completely broken.

That isn't who you had to pay.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

DF is a little slow today.  Possibly too much rum.

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Have you seen my baseball?

That isn't who you had to pay.

I don't pay my washing machine, why would I pay superfan32's mom?

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She never made me pay.  You must really suck.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Man, Bacardi-Coke's really sneak up on you don't they? 

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Man, Bacardi-Coke's really sneak up on you don't they?

Only when you're not looking.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Only when you're not looking.

It's 6PM on a Saturday. I can't be bothered looking around. 

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How can they sneak up on ya when you're the one drinkin em?

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I thought DF only drank wine coolers.

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Have you seen my baseball?

I thought DF only drank wine coolers.

That was before my employer started paying me for my drinks. 

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I just finished my yard work and there's a case and a half of beer in the fridge that needs some attention.

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Have you seen my baseball?

That was before my employer started paying me for my drinks.

Check for roofies

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Check for roofies

 

That makes them even better.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

I thought DF only drank wine coolers.

 

Nope, it's Zima.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Nope, it's Zima.

Sounds right.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Alright, anyone have any killer wing recipes?

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