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Jameis reportedly arrested for shoplifting crablegs

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#101
04-30-2014, 02:04 PM

News conference on now
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#102
04-30-2014, 02:07 PM

He won't be suspended.  They'll put him on the injury list for having crabs. 

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#104
04-30-2014, 02:16 PM

Not arrested, but given a civil citation.. 

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#105
04-30-2014, 02:20 PM

Uh oh, it seems like this story has legs.

 

Hope Jimbo isn't too crabby.

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#106
04-30-2014, 02:22 PM

Quote:Uh oh, it seems like this story has legs.

 

Hope Jimbo isn't too crabby.



Why would he...he got suspended from the baseball team, not the football team.
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#107
04-30-2014, 02:26 PM

[Image: jamthumb-250x179.jpg]  Your Heisman pose.

Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 
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#108
04-30-2014, 02:28 PM

Quote:Why would he...he got suspended from the baseball team, not the football team.
 

Calm down Bunnie.. UF still plays Idaho, Eastern Michigan and Eastern Kentucky.. UF should at least win one of those games.. 
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#109
04-30-2014, 02:29 PM

Quote:Why would he...he got suspended from the baseball team, not the football team.
 

They are going to act like this is a real punishment.

 

Maybe they will make him sit for their first game against Podunk University.

 
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#110
04-30-2014, 02:30 PM

Quote:They are going to act like this is a real punishment.

 

Maybe they will make him sit for their first game against Podunk University.

 
 

But why would they sit him for the last game of the regular season?
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#111
04-30-2014, 02:31 PM

I think he misunderstood his girlfriend when she told him she hopes he gets crabs.

I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 
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04-30-2014, 02:31 PM

Quote:Calm down Bunnie.. UF still plays Idaho, Eastern Michigan and Eastern Kentucky.. UF should at least win one of those games..



Calm down? How does stating the truth equate being "riled up"? :blink:
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04-30-2014, 02:32 PM

Quote:Calm down? How does stating the truth equate being "riled up"? :blink:
 

Hey.. Watch your blood pressure.. 
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04-30-2014, 02:40 PM

Quote:Hey.. Watch your blood pressure..



Can laughing too much raise your blood pressure? Cuz that's the only threat I'm under right now! :thumbsup:
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#116
04-30-2014, 02:41 PM

Quote:Why would he...he got suspended from the baseball team, not the football team.
 

I think your sarcasm detector needs new batteries. 
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04-30-2014, 02:42 PM

Quote:Can laughing too much raise your blood pressure? Cuz that's the only threat I'm under right now! :thumbsup:
 

Hoggin' all the nitrous again are ya?
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#118
04-30-2014, 02:43 PM

Quote:I think your sarcasm detector needs new batteries.



So does yours... :whistling:
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#119
04-30-2014, 02:44 PM

Quote:Hoggin' all the nitrous again are ya?



Nope...this thread is entertaining enough! Wink
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04-30-2014, 02:45 PM

Quote:Nope...this thread is entertaining enough! Wink
 

Good.. More for me.. You don't know what you're missing.. 
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