Hey, Get Jaggy With It, Is this you now?

 

Lol. I'm not that flexible.


There's absolutely nothing on the Internet you can't find is there?

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Actually, that's todays Mother Goose and Grimm Comic

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Tabasco sauce is aged in barrels previously used for Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey.

 

 

All 13 minerals necessary for human life can be found in alcohol beverages.

 

 

Heineken beer is designed to 'foam' for exactly five minutes.

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Actually, that's todays Mother Goose and Grimm Comic

I loved Mother Goose and Grimm!! I used to have one of those suction cup car window Grimms way back when!!





Yeah...I was lame... :confused:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I loved Mother Goose and Grimm!! I used to have one of those suction cup car window Grimms way back when!!





Yeah...I was lame... :confused:

 

 

But I still Loves Ya's :yes:

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

But I still Loves Ya's :yes:

At least it wasn't as lame as one on those Garfield cling ons!! I was a rebel...I got it at Spencer's and everything!! :woot:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

At least it wasn't as lame as one on those Garfield cling ons!! I was a rebel...I got it at Spencer's and everything!! :woot:

 

A Grimm Dog like you had just sold on E-Bay for $19

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

A Grimm Dog like you had just sold on E-Bay for $19

I probably paid more than that originally!! LoL

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I don't like sporks.


I think they are forking stupid.

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I don't like sporks.

I think they are forking stupid.

Rumor has it...they're not that crazy about you either!! :woot:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Rumor has it...they're not that crazy about you either!! :woot:

Yes, I understand that. I know I'm in the minority. Every one loves sporks but I just really had to get that off my chest.

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Yes, I understand that. I know I'm in the minority. Every one loves sporks but I just really had to get that off my chest.

I'm not a fan of them either...I want my cutlery to commit to being one thing or the other!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I loved Mother Goose and Grimm!! I used to have one of those suction cup car window Grimms way back when!!





Yeah...I was lame... :confused:

 

I loved Mother Goose and Grimm!! I used to have one of those suction cup car window Grimms way back when!!





Yeah...I was lame... :confused:

Still can't see the lameness...

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

Still can't see the lameness...

:woot:



I thought it was great!! I loved that thing!! Some butt head ex boyfriend ended up stealing it from me!! :blink:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Scientist Niels Bohr was “given a house next door to the Carlsberg brewing company, and had a pipeline running from the brewery into the house so that he could have a never-ending supply of fresh beer on tap”.

 

 

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

So, my wife, step son, and I go to a local restaurant. The waitress comes to get our drink order. She looks at my step son and he asks for a coke. She looks at my wife and she orders a bud light draft. Se looks at me and I said " I'll have the same"


Waitress looks at me and sternly said " I'll need to see some I.D." I first laughed and looked at my younger wife. I show my I.D. And the waitress says " oh! That's your husband?"


My wife was MAD. Lol.

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Bet she got a bad tip :teehee: :yes:

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

So, my wife, step son, and I go to a local restaurant. The waitress comes to get our drink order. She looks at my step son and he asks for a coke. She looks at my wife and she orders a bud light draft. Se looks at me and I said " I'll have the same"


Waitress looks at me and sternly said " I'll need to see some I.D." I first laughed and looked at my younger wife. I show my I.D. And the waitress says " oh! That's your husband?"


My wife was MAD. Lol.

She should have just said, "No tipping necessary."

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She should have just said, "No tipping necessary."

I found it funny. I tipped her the same as I normally would any other time. I certainly don't look my age. And my wife does look her age. She is kinda used to it. Heck I got stooped for truancy a couple days before my 30th bday.

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I found it funny. I tipped her the same as I normally would any other time. I certainly don't look my age. And my wife does look her age. She is kinda used to it. Heck I got stooped STOPPED
for truancy a couple days before my 30th bday.

 

 

Fixed

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.