Welp, it's Officially NYE and I'm gonna get blasted!

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<b>I woke up this morning to find my sarcasm button in the on position... yep.. you're screwed</b>

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I woke up this morning to find my sarcasm button in the on position... yep.. you're screwed

Peeing usually takes care of that... :whistling:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

So I go back to work today for the first time in 13 days.  I take a shower and I notice my goatee is getting a little scraggly so I decide to trim it.  I make the first swipe and look in the sink and thought, 'Uh-oh, that's way too much hair.'

 

Apparently the guard had fallen off in my suitcase when I was travelling and I hadn't noticed.  Needless to say, I had to finish the job.  So I'm goatee-less for the first time in several years and my chin is cold.

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You could have just taped a cat to your face.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

You could have just taped a cat to your face.

A little super glue and no one would have noticed!! :thumbsup:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

The wife might appreciate the smooth face. Just sayin'.

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I have a goatee.. A lot of women like it. Especially the tickle factor

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The wife might appreciate the smooth face. Just sayin'.

Actually she's the one that liked it. She thought I was lying when I said that I had accidentally shaved it.


Just sayin'....

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Actually she's the one that liked it. She thought I was lying when I said that I had accidentally shaved it.

Just sayin'....

My man decided to shave his goatee off one day as a surprise.





SURPRISE! He won't be doing that again anytime soon!!! :whistling:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I've gotten "the talk" once when i shaved mine.. There's definitely more reward with the goatee..

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I've gotten "the talk" once when i shaved mine.. There's definitely more reward with the goatee..

It doesn't help that he has a baby face...I felt like a child molester when he shaved!!! :blink:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I shaved my Vandyke off just in time to get Beard Oil in my Birchbox delivery.

 

I'm such a fool.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I shaved my Vandyke off just in time to get Beard Oil in my Birchbox delivery.


I'm such a fool.

Use a bandaid

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Use a bandaid

 

But my band doesn't need any help.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Actually she's the one that liked it. She thought I was lying when I said that I had accidentally shaved it.


Just sayin'....

Oh. Never mind.

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Are you really Mick Jagger?...

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

But my band doesn't need any help.

Rub some Tussin on it.

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I shaved my Vandyke off just in time to get Beard Oil in my Birchbox delivery.

 

I'm such a fool.

Birchbox? You are such a metro... :whistling:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Birchbox? You are such a metro... :whistling:

 

I'm a train!

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!