Uh... Hello?!?!?!

 

The spelling needs to be wrong in strategic places for authenticity! Else, what would make you think I was Nigerian?!

OMG...I never thought of that!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

OMG...I never thought of that!

 

That's probably why your scams never work.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

That's probably why your scams never work.

Doh!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

OK, so I got a desktop calendar from both my daughter and my stepdaughter for Christmas.  One is a 'golf facts calendar' and the other one is cartoons (The Argyle Sweater...dont ask me, never heard of it).  On the flip side of each calendar page they have a daily 'fun fact'.  The exact same fun fact is on the exact same date on each calendar.

 

I feel gypped.  I feel like I only got a present and a half.

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<span>It's not getting OLD that hurts...it's what HURTS from getting old that sucks!</span>

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Woke up this morning at 3am to 0 degrees, by 5:00 it was -1 with a wind chill of -8

 

 



 

At 7:30 this morning

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This cold sucks!!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I had to cut my walk short by a mile and a half this morning.

 

It seemed that my chili that I had for dinner last night didn't want to go with me.

 

Turned out to be a wise decision that I turned around and went home.   :mellow:

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Chili can be such an insistent house guest.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Skid marks in the ole Undies huh?

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Well, actually I wear Under Armors while I'm walking....but that was what I avoided by turning around.

 

And it would have been a lot worse than racing stripes.  A lot.

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More along the lines of the "flame" paint job, so to speak?

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

More along the lines of the "flame" paint job, so to speak?

I'm thinking Jackson Pollack! :yes:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

My Bologna has a first name is OSCAR, My Bologna has a second name it's MAYER.........

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My Bologna has a first name is OSCAR, My Bologna has a second name it's MAYER.........

I had a bologna sandwich today. Idk why but I like a bologna sandwich over ham any day of the week. Unless it's a publix sub of course.

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I had a 259 and a 229 and a 251 at bowling tonight and I wanted to poke my chest out.

 

Plus I have had several beers and I'm feeling very positive right now

 

See ya.

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I had a 259 and a 229 and a 251 at bowling tonight and I wanted to poke my chest out.

 

Plus I have had several beers and I'm feeling very positive right now

 

See ya.

 

Bumper night at the lanes, huh.  

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I had a 259 and a 229 and a 251 at bowling tonight and I wanted to poke my chest out.

 

Plus I have had several beers and I'm feeling very positive right now

 

See ya.

 

You that good? Do you bowl with the curve or just down the center and pray?

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You that good? Do you bowl with the curve or just down the center and pray?

 

Me good.  And it's called a hook.   :thumbsup:

 

I like bowling.  Been doing it since I was 9, so I'd better have some idea what I'm doing.  Plus it gives me something that I can still compete with the young whipper-snappers in at my age.  I played baseball, softball, basketball, street hockey, football....a long time.  Probably too long.  Which is why I've had to have so many things repaired.  Too old to do that stuff anymore.

 

My daughters call bowling and golf my 'old man sports'.

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Me good.  And it's called a hook.   :thumbsup:

 

I like bowling.  Been doing it since I was 9, so I'd better have some idea what I'm doing.  Plus it gives me something that I can still compete with the young whipper-snappers in at my age.  I played baseball, softball, basketball, street hockey, football....a long time.  Probably too long.  Which is why I've had to have so many things repaired.  Too old to do that stuff anymore.

 

My daughters call bowling and golf my 'old man sports'.

 

You've gone deaf. Your daughters are telling you that when you bowl and play golf, put on pants so you're not showing your 'old man shorts'.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!