I take it you've never put together anything from Ikea...

Just working off of what was fresh in my mind. I just put the grill together Sunday.

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Or the instruction booklet is longer than my college thesis
and written in 12 different languages!!

 

Yeah, but how long does that have to be?  :whistling:

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I am tired of hearing people say, "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."

 

No, that is not the definition of insanity. 

 

clinical definition of

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Yeah, but how long does that have to be?  :whistling:

 

Oooohhhhh. Burn. :woot:

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Yeah, but how long does that have to be? :whistling:

Beautician's College is just a pamphlet, I believe.

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clinical definition of

 

Nope.

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Beautician's College is just a pamphlet, I believe.

 

Tri-fold pamphlet or double? I like the women with the double fold ones; they drink cheap beer.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Tri-fold pamphlet or double? I like the women with the double fold ones; they drink cheap beer.

Tri-fold women have higher degrees so they're kind of snooty and high maintenance.

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Yeah, but how long does that have to be?  :whistling:

I don't like you anymore!!! :verymad:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Oooohhhhh. Burn. :woot:

I don't like you anymore either!!! :verymad:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Beautician's College is just a pamphlet, I believe.

You either!!! :verymad:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

You either!!! :verymad:

Would you look at that? Someone has hacked my account again and posted things I would never say. This place just isn't safe anymore.

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Oooohhhhh. Burn. :woot:

 

 

I don't like you anymore either!!! :verymad:

 

 

Would you look at that? Someone has hacked my account again and posted things I would never say. This place just isn't safe anymore.

 

 

What he said ^^^^. Someone hacked my account, bb4....not my fault.

 

They really need to increase the net security around here :whistling: 

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Harrumph!!! I don't believe either of you!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

(sigh) Move over Drifter. The dog house just got a little more crowded.

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(sigh) Move over Drifter. The dog house just got a little more crowded.

And now you have to sleep with TMD....somebody's gonna get fleas!! :whistling:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Typical woman.....turn on ya at the drop of a hat, the first time you do something she doesn't like :woot:  :whistling: 

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I wrote it.

 

And I ain't skeered neither!

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Would you like that upsized?

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Did anyone mention those people that ride your rear in the left lane and then when you get over to the right they don't pass you?  Those people annoy me.

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"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football" - John Heisman